Jersey Shore Recap: Pickle Lickin’ Snooki Drunk Dances While Angelina Packs Her Trash Bags

If you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you!  Let’s walk down trash bag lane and experience the 2nd episode of Jersey Shore and learn what the d-bag brigade was up to.   Here’s a little sneak peak.  Click on the link at the end to read the full recap:

• Snooki Time!  Snooki is looking to get a little greasy Guido loving from someone, anyone in fact. If you put some gold chains and an Ed Hardy T-shirt on a plant, she’d f*ck it.  So she puts on every Guidette prop that she can find: hot pink trucker hat that says “Pornstar in Training,” clear sunglasses, tight black wifebeater that hugs her FUPA in all the right places, and a pickle.  Yes, a pickle.  Snooki  licks and sucks a pickle whilst chatting with her housemates.  She even informs us that she eats a pickle in a “specific way.”  That way, you ask?  Well, she sucks the juice out first and then eats the rest of the pickle.  Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!  Looks like someone can now add an additional bullet point to their resume!!!!

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