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Who Gets Custody of Enzo?
I swear to God if Enzo gets neglected and is forced to live with his real family I’m going to be pissed! And by “pissed” I really mean, “I couldn’t care less if he’s shipped back home to his native country of San Diego.”
As a way to stay in the news and try to steal Gary Coleman’s “death thunder” Heidi Montag (aka The Montag Monster) has announced through her underpaid publicist that she has left Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders and will be moving in with Jenn Bunney in a Malibu Beach house and will start filming a new reality show this July that centers around being single and having plastic surgery. I thought that show was already on and was called “The Hills” but perhaps I’m wrong.
According to the meth-mouths over at TMZ, Heidi is telling a secret source (the paparazzi and anyone who will listen) that she left Spencer because of his controlling ways and keeping her isolated from her family and friends. Heidi, the Cybil Shepard of our generation, finally had enough when Spencer called the cops on Heidi’s mother, Darlene, after she surprise visited them at their Hollywood Hills home and refused to leave.
I’m not sure how true any of this is or how much it may just be a publicity stunt for Heidi’s new show but there is one thing I know for sure….Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and Jenn Bunney will all be burning in the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity and you know what? I’m going to be there too with an iced coffee in one hand and recapping their experience each and every day because that, my friends, is my personal hell.
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Christian Said,
I would have been much happier for her had this happened before she turned herself in Leatherface. But now, it’s like finding out Ann Coulter is leaving Satan. She’s still a soulless cunt, so who gives a shit? Whatevs.
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Jinxy Said,
Ann Coulter’s had nearly as much bad work done, great call! Is it mean to hope there is a murder suicide coming our way? Dumb, uninteresting, unemployed, idiotic, vapid, stupid, NPD, and Heidi’s pretty horrendous too. Spencer will be dating Groady again in no time, you know because girls are icky.
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jim Said,
poor enzo: the forgotten victim in all this tomfoolery: whatever will he do w/o speidi to stalk??? was that him being lifted by the elephant trunk?? lmao. also, wasn’t it heidi who actually labelled her mom “psycho” to the media, to tmz, in fact? and finally, who in gadzookz is “jenn bunney”?! *googles*
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Deb Said,
Dorothy Stratton anyone? Look it up.
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Leah Said,
so we are supposed to believe this, like we believed Heidi and Spencer were spiritual warriors for Jesus and crystal worshipping freaks? Right…
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chinese tea supplier Said,
poor enzo: the forgotten victim in all this tomfoolery: whatever will he do w/o speidi to stalk??? was that him being lifted by the elephant trunk??
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Jenifefa Said,
Good call, Deb! I was thinking the same thing. When they were at Kristen’s party, he reminded me so much of Paul creeping out everyone at the Playboy Mansion. Maybe Eric Roberts could play Spencer in the made-for-TV movie that will almost certainly happen someday.
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Outdoor Garden Fountains Said,
nice, very nice indeed.
