One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Whore!

JWoww ShamWow and Snooki were celebrating Cinco de Mayo in Miami whilst filming scenes for the new season of Jersey Shore.  With all the grease and oil that’s all over them you’d assume the lime would just shoot out of their mouths like a bullet.  I’m glad that JWoww is wearing her token sombrero, but I’m a little surprised that she didn’t bedazzle the absolute sh*t out of it.

Now in case you were wondering, this photo does not have sound. I know, I’m the worst.  However, my money is on the odds that right after Snooki finished taking her shot she’s screamed out “It’s Cinco de Mayo, bitch!” all while looking directly into the camera and waving with one hand and punching the bag out of a girl with the other hand.  It’s called “multitasking” in the douche-bag world.

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