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Attention Young Girls of America! Get Pregnant. It Works Out Way Better Than You Thought!
Safe sex, shmafe sex! Just think, if you are around 16 years old and not married (sorry Mississippi residents) then you should get on the fast track to motherhood because, let’s face it, it can really start to pay off. Sure you’ll be a little embarrassed at first, but next thing you know MTV is banging down your bedroom door to see if you want to be in their new reality show, you then become faux-famous, then you get a spinoff show, then you’ll do a reunion special, then you get a book deal, and then you end up standing next to Bristol Palin at ” The Candie’s Foundation 6th Annual ‘Event to Prevent’ Benefit” in New York City! I’m sure all expenses were paid. And what are they talking about “prevent?” Prevent what? Success? Endorsements? Riches? No thanks. Bring on the anti-prevention. It worked for Maci Bookout and it can work for you. At least think about it. My advice would be to write to MTV, see if they’ll choose you to be on “16 and Pregnant” and then if they do, start having a ton of unprotected sex. Like, a lot of it. Good luck! And remember, I get 10% of all your fame and fortune for being a teen mom and over night success. Best wishes.
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Heidi's rejuvenated vagina Said,
no idea who this chick is…but is it bad that I want her to get shot just to prove her stunning tattoo wrong? See you in hell.
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The END Said,
Now that they think they’re already real celebrities, they might end up getting pregnant again. LOL!
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Anonymous Said,
those are terrible comments and a harsh blog. if anyone as watched the show you can see how mature maci is, and what an impact she IS making to all the young teens out there. shame on you.
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Taelor Said,
You all should be ashamed. Maci is very mature for her age, and she takes good care of her son.
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Sami Said,
I agree with Ananymous and Taelor. Obviously the people who wished bad things upon her, don’t even watch the show! She most likely got pregnant unintentionally, and yeah submitted to be on the show, not even expecting a call back. You’re just jealous because you’re a nobody..LIKE THE REST OF US!
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Alicia Said,
You people are pathetic.. To wish hell upon anyone who is busting their hump to raise a child is not right. Who the hell do you think you are? bloggers who have big opinions? Well whoopty-do!! It’s sad to think the world can’t be more supportive of girls who go out and speak against girls getting pregnant and girls who made mistakes and are trying to show how hard it really is.
