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From Kodak to JCPenney, the Recession Hurts People
No matter how many times I see her, Jill Zarin always reminds me of the girl mouse from An American Tale. Anyfival, some of the Real Housewives of New York City got paid to show up at the Eco-Friendly Denim Drive at JCPenney in the Manhattan Mall over the weekend. Wow how the mighty have fallen. Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Levorced, and Kelly Bensimon all put on their best sh*t eating grins and took pictures with jeans because, you know, that’s what happens when you become a fauxlebrity.
Speaking of LuAnn, was anyone else surprised by the fact during last weeks Real Housewives that she was apartment hunting in NYC? And don’t get me wrong, but the apartments she was looking at started at $7500/month. Sure that’s a lot of money, but renting? Really? Didn’t her husband, the Count, like bang the Statue of Liberty or something? Wouldn’t she get a shat load of money from that divorce? She better marry up to some cash money, stat. I mean you can’t pretend you are French royalty and then look at a 800 sq foot apartment in the Lower East Side. It just make any kind of sense.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Cynthia Spier Said,
I love it! Finally making fun of the three women I love to hate. P.S. The “nobility” have never had money, and this one especially, since he has 4 alimonies to pay and who knows how many child supports from his 4 wives and new Ethiopian princess he has to impress. I Loose-Ann got anything but the house in the Hamptons and her useless and now-defunct title.
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Tess Said,
they’re all looking a lot like terri hatcher lately.
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Jinxy Said,
It’s Kelly Bensomeone, the least eloquent, malapropism riddled human on the planet. I wonder if her kids even understand half of what she says to them. I don’t. Best line ever from Bethanny: She didn’t graduate from Columbia, unless it was the country! Ha! Cokey Bensomeone!
