Don’t think I didn’t immediately spot you, Roxy Olin. Like a high pitched whistle that only a dog can hear, I can spot a cast-member from an MTV reality show even faster than I can find Waldo. For most it’s like finding a needle in a haystack, but for me it’s like shooting side-eyes in a barrel.
“The City’s” Roxy Olin was apparently trying to learn how to read from Jesse Metcalf whilst at Coachella over the weekend. In additional signs that I’m getting old: Those hats.
How in all the holiest of hells are these two friends? I mean, from a technical standpoint I couldn’t care less, but I think things like this should be public knowledge. Court ordered, some would say.
