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So, Uh, Which One is Mickey Rourke’s Girlfriend?
Remember when after allowing your dog to play with Stretch Armstrong for the day he ended up looking deflated, chewed up, and spit out? I am pleased to introduce you to Mickey Rourke and his girlfriend. Figuring out which one is which should really be a drinking game, as it ironically gets easier when you’re 15 sheets to the wind. Kinda like that same wind that’s blowing up Mickey’s silk blouse.
Spending some quality time outside of the tanning bed, Mickey Rourke and Anastasia Makarenko (a couple, clearly, sponsored by Disney cartoons) walked around sunny New York City yesterday before heading out to the airport for a romantic getaway to the moon! I have no idea where they were going. I just wanted to make Stretch Armstrong and “blouse” jokes. Mission accomplished.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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anonymouse Said,
With all that bad plastic surgery on his face, he looks almost like a burn victim at this point.
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Christian Said,
I don’t want to figure out which one is him because the answer is either Mickey Rourke in low-rider jeans or Mickey Rourke in spandex pants. Either way…shudder.
