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Heidi Montag Can’t Jog Anymore Due to Plastic Surgery. In Related News, I Can’t Eat Anymore When Seeing Pictures of Heidi Montag.
Future Cat Lady, Heidi Montag, headed over to On Air with Ryan Seacrest to talk about, what else, her 10 surgical procedures that were all done on the same day. The conversation took a turn when Heidi began to lifelessly chat about her back surgery, which she referred to as having her “back scooped.” When Ryan Seacrest asked her what having her “back scooped” actually meant Heidi responded “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”
Uh, great. Why couldn’t Heidi have been the first one to have a “brain scoop” where they just carve out what’s left of her brain a little bit?
Anyway, now that Heidi has an E or F (which I believe stands for Epic Failure) boob size she is no longer able to jog….or apparently run from a burning building so, well, I’m not suggesting anything to anyone…but do what you need to do and lets just let the chips fall where they may.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Jinxy Said,
You mean one of the ten surgeries she had wasn’t a full frontal lobotomy?? Well that’s just disturbing. What bothers me is that this idiot still had money left to continue to mutilate herself on a quarterly basis. I think if she jogs her boobies turn into lethal weapons, that’s the word on the street anyway.
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Blondewithnobrain Said,
wait…i’m confused…a scooped back?? what the HELL is THAT?!?! is that a cosmetic procedure…like it’s suppose to make your back more arched and sexy? what the hell IS that??? i seriously believe she is mentally ill. no joke. why would you DO that? what is WRONG with her? what IS that? somebody please tell me!
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Leah Said,
that’s sad how someone can hate themselves that much. tsk tsk.
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NewPort Said,
very hot
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Me Said,
That’s fucking weird
