Getting to Know, YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• horns sluts in toilet (2000 flushes)
• bowersox get her teeth fixed (is that a threat?)
• bury someone on the oregon trail? (ugh, me.  The banker from Boston.  Every time!)
• eve plumb fart (farting with glasses makes her look positively goofy!)
• girl with fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva on tyra (does that mean 2 vaginas?)
• heidi montag house i am not a staker (…and you van never prove I am)
• i’m one of those people who brush their teeth every time (you mean, like, a human?)
• kelly ripa doing jersey girl accent (best part of the entire show)
• margaret perrin after gastric bypass (i knew it!  She’s not a Christiaaaaaaan!!)
• audrina justin bobby 2010 (really?  Who’s the person who still wants to know?)
• is kelly cutrone’s facebook real? (yes. They’re real and they’re fantastic)
• dog conal slut cakes a big one (oh.  I only had a small one.  Sorry.)
• karate kid backwards (kid karate?)
• lynn real housewife hug like horse (I suppose she does like hugging as much as horses do?)|
• rolled up jeans worn by sally field in boniva commercials (the answer is: mom jeans.  mom jeans.)
• sluts with dogs (skanks with cats)

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