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Spencer Pratt Quits “The Hills” to Take a Glamorous Job in Desktop Support
I mean come on now. Seriously. Which lever to I pull for the anvil to fall on my head? Heidi and Spencer are continuing their prank on America by coming up with new and ridiculous stories, none of which I buy. Not one. I do want to go on record saying I don’t believe any of this. I don’t believe Heidi got 10 surgeries. I don’t believe Heidi fired Steve Sanders as her manager and hired a psychic to lead her career. And now, I don’t believe the latest story that Spencer has quit “The Hills” for the season in order to fight cyber crime, per issue of President Obama.
In the latest craptastic reports, Steve Sanders says, “In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life. With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”
Santa Pubes, who is currently studying software engineering with a focus on encryption at USC says he is headed towards working for American Defense Enterprises in their cyber security division. Of course he is.
What made Santa Pubes want to leave all the glamor behind and work in the exciting world of “the computers” you ask? Well you can thank, once again, President Obama. Prattsicle says, “Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges.”
I used to wish that the lights from “The Hills” would fall on his head and knock him out during filming, but now I’m just left to wishing that he gets carpal tunnel syndrome. Eh, at least it’s a start.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Angela Said,
I actually read yesterday that he’s being “suspended from the show” for the season because of threats he made against a female producers life. They wanted to fire him, but made a deal that he would take the season off to attend anger management and then if he satisfactorily completed it he would be allowed to resume filming. What I wouldn’t give to see this on film… just hearing about it takes me back to the douchtastic scene in season two when he barks like a chiuahuah at Heidi’s “co-worker” for lecturing her about her dress that day.
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Q Said,
Why has no one (self included) thought to go to ADE’s website until now?? All they do is firearm instruction.
I mean, not that I’m not concerned about Steve Sanders learning to wield heavy weaponry, but still.
I buy Angela’s story over this crap.
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Christian Said,
I don’t care if it’s true or not. I’m just happy that they’re finally removing his annoying chipmunk grin off the damn screen. Now I can actually watch a full episode of “The Hills” without having to fast forward through all his badly acted scenes with Disposable Face Barbie. Can’t they just send him to Tool Academy? Or Hell? Either one.
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Stacey Gates Charter Said,
@Angela That makes so much more sense then what he is saying his reasons for leaving are… He is a media whore so I can’t see him leaving the spotlight on his own.
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Tabby Said,
I also agree with Angela as I read that he threatened a female producer saying he should kill her. I do not think they should give him 6 weeks off and allow him back if he goes through anger management this douche should have charges pressed against him.
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Jinxy Said,
Well it seems that everyone knows the truth, he’s a woman hating control freak with violent tendencies who is being forced to take anger management counseling before he gets another paycheck. Did this douchetard think the truth wouldn’t come out? Did he really think his victim was going to let his nasty actions go by without calling him out? I don’t know what is wrong with Heidi besides her obvious stupidity but how low can a woman’s self esteem be to marry that creepy man?
I thought their 15 minutes would be up by now. It’s a sad state of affairs that these two useless turds still command some good money. Yet another sign of the coming apocalypse I guess.
