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Betty White Confirms She’s Hosting Saturday Night Live
I think it’s great that Betty White will be appearing on SNL. I really do. I hope they smut it up with her. But here’s the only thing that make me lay awake at night. The Greenhouse Effect. No wait, not that. No. The Golden Girls death track record. You know what I mean? Time is-a-tickin’ and, well, let’s just be safe and not have Betty White host the last episode of the season. Time’s a factor.
Anyway, Betty did confirm to People Magazine while she was at the Elton John Oscar party that she will appear on SNL in the near future. This would be a great episode, but they must go right to smut. They must. And if they plan on doing that I’d like to be in the audience to see it. So who’s going to get me tickets? Start working on that…..now.
You know, if only Facebook and the Internet were around 8 years ago (huh?) I would have lead the effort to get Nell Carter on SNL. Now I have to really try to make this happen via a Oujia Board and voodoo doll.
