Why Do the First Two Look More Asian?

Kris and Bruce Jenner, and their “second time around” faces, posed with Vera Wang at Vera Wang’s Los Angeles Boutique Launch party in sunny LA yesterday.  At first glance I was wondering why Lucy Liu was posing with her mother, but then I quickly realized it was Kris and Bruce.  Both are terrible, horrific people in theory.  I say “theory” as a way to sound nice.  Is “theory” like “allegedly?”  I sure hope so.  I’m kidding.  I don’t care.