Oddly Enough, This is What Paula Abdul Sees When She Looks in the Mirror

But, in Paula’s defense, this is kinda does look like the Cold Hearted Snake outfit that Paula wore during the video that my parents wouldn’t let me watch when it was on MTV because it was too “sexy times” so I had to watch it at my friends house which was just kinda awkward anyway.

Nevertheless, (bonus points for using that word) Lady Gaga looked like when on the old Looney Toon’s episode when someone would have a stick of dynamite explode in their face, while was leaving her hotel in London yesterday morning with a bodyguard who may or may not be an obese Bull from “Night Court.”

In other Gaga news, she confirmed that she’ll be heading out on her biggest tour ever starting this June in the US for a 30 city tour.  So, uh, go to that.

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