…In Other News…

I may have to tune in to Dancing With the Stars from time to time now that Shannen Doherty, better known as Brenda Walsh, will be one of the contestants.  I mean the thought of her doing a dance as her almost Emmy nominated character, Laverne, from the Peach Pit is almost too much for my tiny little brain to handle.  I feel like she is going to constantly fight with Kate Gosselin, who will probably use her back spike hair as a weapon to cut Doherty, to which Shannen will of course say to Kate and her dance partner, “I hate you both.  Never talk to me again.”  I know this is a stretch, but it would be great is somehow Ray Pruit was in the crowd each week and they’ll just play clips in the background while Shannen dances of Ray throwing Donna down the stairs.  Actually, I’m going to start a letter writing campaign to ABC now.  In other news…

~ Britney’s New Mullet ~ CR
~ Katie Holmes Ready to Make Suri Jealous? ~ ABH
~ Aniston Could Have Seen This Every Day ~ LS
~ Dancing With the Stars Cast Announced ~ DListed
~ When Will the Bachelor and/or Bachelorette End? ~ EB
~ Jessie Simps in a Mask ~ DSF
~ Is Lohan Kissing Her Dad? ~ FB
~ Is That Minnie Mouse in Those Shoes? ~ Ayyyy
~ Guess Who Brushed Their Hair? ~ C|B