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Heidi Montag Boob Watch Continues
(Sung to the tune of “Carmen Sandiego”) Where in the world is Heidi’s new booooooobs?
Looking like a straw with two big spitballs stuck in it, Heidi Montag filmed new “scenes” for the upcoming season of “The Hills.” This included having her face look like it was stuck in a typhoon and eating breakfast in Beverly Hills all while cameras rolled.
Now I’m not sure if I’m technically looking at Heidi’s new boobs or if it’s just Spencer Pratt sitting on Heidi’s chest and mooning me. Either way, the bleach that I’ve poured into my eyes should be burning right through the retinas in 3…..2……1…..blind! Thank God!
Seriously she is the worst and the #1 reason why terrorists are lighting their nuts on fire and trying to explode our airplanes. So thanks, Heidi. Because of you I’m afraid to fly and no longer have a love for playing basketball. Hmmph.
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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anonymouse Said,
Her face looks like a balloon that’s overinflated a little now. It’s pretty gross, as are her boobs. She really looks like a hooker at this point. Shame, because I thought she was a good looking normal girl before all the crazy surgery.
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blondewithnobrain Said,
that is so so sad. what a freaking nutball she has become. she has fabulous legs and a cute little figure…i guess she’s actually a really tiny girl, like 5′2″…now she just looks freakish…and even if she has those watermelons removed her skin will never be the same. and she does look old…weird how that plastic face just aged her like 10 years.
