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Why Do Heidi Montag’s New Boobs Start at Her Shoulders?
Every time I see new pictures of Heidi Montag I always get excited because it’s like playing “Where’s Waldo” but with surgical procedures. Heidi Montag, the Annette Funicello of our generation, was all painful facial expressions while on the red carpet at Pure Nightclub in Vegas the other night. She was accompanied by, of course, Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders who was eager to show off his new douchlets and his new darker blown out perm. He’s almost got his “Sandy Duncan” look down to a science.
Now I’m not a certified doctor, although I do operate on people for sport, but when you get your 2nd boob job, do they normally start them around your shoulders and then just let them hang? I swear if I didn’t know any better I would have just assumed they shaved Enzo’s head and stuffed him down Heidi’s “sluts wear red” dress.
I miss the old Heidi. Like, the old “old” Heidi. Pre-pre surgery. Her face actually looks like it hurts. I grimace when I look at it. Although ba-da-ba-ba-ba Heidi’s lovin’ it. She told People Magazine, “My favorite part, I think one of them is my chin. I think that’s what I was so excited about.” You wanna know what my favorite part is? My favorite is the part where Heidi burns in hell. That’s my favorite part.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Autumn Said,
Why is Steve Sanders holding a chunk of the moon? Or is that Kryptonite? He’s such a douche!
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marita Said,
i don’t get why her boobs look rock solid, disgusting.
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cnap786 Said,
why is steve wearing power beads? i feel like i wore those when i was in 7th grade.
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Leigh Said,
1.) Did the chipmunk teeth come with the plastic surgery, or was that extra?
2.) It hurts me just to look at her face. If there ever was an advertisement against plastic surgery, it would be this.
3.) She kinda looks like Ashlee Simpson in the last picture.
4.) Steve Sanders looks like a vague 80’s pop star, like Richard Marx and Kenny Logins had a love child. -
itsmeelsie Said,
The plastic in her face makes it SHINE!
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IBBB Said,
Haha I love how all of you comment on the Montag Monster. She really brings joy to our faces, which is odd since she can’t move hers.
-IBBB
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Zac Said,
God she is ugly!
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Robert Said,
Breast implants often have that…high cleavage look when they’re still new. They take a while to settle or ‘drop’, which is when they look more natural.
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blondewithnobrain Said,
you know what…someone please slap me, but her doing all this surgery crap almost makes me feel sorry for SpencPube. He really has kept his piehole quiet thru all this, and she actually said he didn’t want her to do it…and i tend to believe that, who would want their spouse to be that f-ed up in the head?!?! he has a wife that has become kind of a wildenstein-esque circus freak and i kinda feel bad for him. oh yeah, i said ALMOST.
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girl Said,
I think another reason they are so high is because they are way to big for her. I have the same cup size but a much larger frame (not talking “fat” just frame).
How sad to be that unsatisfied with your body, especially at such a young age when she wasn’t that bad to begin with (physical appearance I mean).
Not to go all After School Special on ya but it’s like she is trying to make her self as ugly on the outside as she seems to be on the inside.
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IBBB Said,
I am loving the “girl” who said, “she is trying to make her self as ugly on the outside as she seems to be on the inside.” Brilliant. I agree. And I love how this blog post has turned into an actual discussion. It’s like school. You’re welcome.
-IBBB
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Finn Said,
fortunately in Finland we don’t have these plastic babes that look so awfully deep.
organic boobs is what we want! Heidi, you are so lame.
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well Said,
I live in finland in Helsinki, and i think that here in Finland is as much really silicon breast women as in USA. And i think that Heidi looks great but she shouldn’t go under the needle anymore,,,…
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Finn Said,
oh my god her hair is so bad looking guess shes yelling know because nobody tolld her that they look hidious…
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:= Said,
she is looking ugly barbie
