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Feb
11

Stop Blaming Kelly Cutrone for Hiring Her Interns or I’m Pretty Sure She’ll Shank You

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Do not, and I repeat do not, even think about sending Blessed Mother Kelly Cutrone any form of hate mail blaming her for hiring the interns that she yelled at in this weeks episode of “Kell on Earth.”  Beyond loving most things about Kiki Cutrone, one of the best things about her is that she goes against the grain of what everyone else does.  For example, on the Bravo website, most “reality stars” blog things about their life and recap the episode, etc.  They plug things they’re working on and promote every aspect of their life.  Well, not Kell.  Nope.  She just wrote a quick blog basically just yelling and, well, it was brilliant.  Here it is:

“I do not employ these people in the intern room and I do not want to receive one more e-mail about my hiring skills because I am actually trying to help these people, so-called interns who want a job in fashion. The bad news is their uber-rich parents think they are thriving as they move toward their Communications degree, but the reality of it on reality TV is that they cannot spell financial and they cannot put tissue paper in a bag or put a label on a parcel – what the Kell am I supposed to do?

As I have never majored in business, I resort to toddler-care tactics and pagan prayers by giving the interns a time-out, sending them onto the streets of New York as I light sacred seven sisters healing stones I purchased from my last pow-wow.”

I mean, come on, how do you not love that?  I said it before and I’ll say it again (and again, and again, and again) I want to split a 30 pack with Kelly, talk about life, and then just have her repeatedly kick me in the nuts all whilst yelling at me.  Is that too much to ask?  Geesh.  Remember how Kiki said in this weeks episode that she thinks people should have to pay her $10,000 to work and learn from her?  Well, I’ll pay that to drink with her.  I’ll be starting a fundraiser tomorrow.

Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

  1. C Said,

    Anyone else think Kelly looks like a pouf-less Snooki in this photo?i

  2. Q Said,

    I had to look twice – could not figure out why you’d put de-poufed snooki on Kell’s shoulders.

    $10K is alot – I’d want a full Vegas weekend with her for that.

  3. Valerie Said,

    I can’t believe the biggest drama on the show is the high art of checking peoples names off a list, and oh yeah, when said list cannot be printed and they all go into hysterics, especially famewhore cuntrone. That was the whole fucking hour. Godawful.

  4. Nancy Said,

    Me too…I think she’s great. I was so excited to see Bravo gave her a show, couldn’t wait for it to start, and hang on every word. “flip of a bitch” love it.

  5. Doc_Rox Said,

    Come on. Interns are not supposed to be hired–it is against the law to “hire” interns. Interns are there not to work for you, but to learn something. Using them like slave labor is a violation of what the internship process is supposed to be. The individual running the internship is not supposed to profit or gain in any way from the interns. So get real. Kelli probably should be charged with a major felony for keeping slaves. In the real world if a boss yelled like that I would bring them up on charges for creating a hostile work environment. Her attitude is nothing short of tyrannical and narcissistic.

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