Oh That Lindsay Lohan! She’s Still Turning the Tables on the Paparazzi Like a Beat Down Knock Knock Joke.

Apparently we found exactly where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.  The answer?  West Hollywood, CA.  Riddle solved.  Finally!  Lindsay Lohan, the Dina Lohan of our generation, decided to have some lame fun with the paparazzi who were taking pictures of her by….wait for it……wait for it….wait for it….scrub your freckles……wait for it…..took pictures of the paparazzi.  Oh that Lindsay!  Quite the innovative thinker.

Lindsay, who looks like she leaves a ring around the bath tub, may be heading back to real work soon if E! Online is correct in reporting that she may be teaming up with Lady Gaga for a duet.  Producer Rodney Jerkins told E!, “I can pair them up.  I would love it.  I would love to see what happens.”

Uh.  I’ll tell you what will happen.  Lady Gaga will end up with a drinking and drug problem and will probably grow a freckle body suit and, well, no one needs that.  Not me, not you, not Gaga, not Linds, and certainly not the American public.  Something tells me that Lady Gaga may not agree to this.  I’m thinking we have a better chance of seeing Gaga duet with the ghost of Nell Carter.  In fact, I’m praying for it now.