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I’ll Take, “Things That Are Taller Than Snooki” For $200
People always ask me how tall is Snooki and you know what I tell them? Google it. That’s what I say. Google it. However, this really got me to thinking, how in the Guidette hell tall is Snooki from Jersey Shore? After that thought, I then thought, “I wonder how many other random things are taller than Snooki” and, sadly, this is what I came up with.
- Snooki stands somewhere around 4′9″ – 4′10″, maybe 4′11″ but that depends on two things: (1) The size of her freakin’ poof and (2) the wind.
- Danny Devito (the father of Snooki in my mind) is taller than Snooki standing at a whopping 5 feet.
- 15 duck phones stacked on top of each other are taller than Snooki quacking at 5′ 1″.
- 10 Dep gel bottles carefully balanced one on top of the other stands stiff at 5′ 4″.
- One official leg lamp from “A Christmas Story” is taller than Snooki by standing sexy at 5′ 5″.
- 34 of Snooki’s “freakin poofs” hair-sprayed together (thanks to ample AquaNet) is taller than Snooki at an outstanding 5′ 8″.
Well there you have it, folks. Don’t say you don’t learn things like math and science when you visit IBBB because, clearly, you do. Studying this Snooki Height Chart is likely to help raise your SAT math scores up to about a 250 so, well, you’re welcome!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Taylor Said,
TECHNICALLY 4′10 and under, you are LP – a little person. So just put her on ‘ Little People Big World’ with the Roloffs or something and call it a day.
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Jessy Said,
LMAO. The things you come up with! Nice stats on the Snooki poof…definitely adds some great pizazz to the chart.
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Tabby Said,
Oh man I could just imagine her on “Little people Big World” She would terrorize them.
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Michelle Said,
I think the most craptucular thing in the world would be to have Kelly Cutrone be a house mother on the Jersey Shore 2. The lines in that would be priceless!
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C Said,
Danny DeVito, the father of Snooki (in your mind)? Now that is an insult to the great Danny DeVito.
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Jason Said,
If this is accurate the top of snooki’s head would just hit the bottom of my balls…. I am 6′1″ this scale is way of in perspective.
