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Let’s Go Meet Kelly Cutrone at Her New York City Book Signing!
Blessed Mother Kelly “Kiki” Cutrone will, literally, be about 3 stops on the A Express Train from my apartment in NYC and assuming all restraining orders are null and void in the new year I may just go and see her. You see, My Little Kiki Cutrone will be holding a book signing on February 2nd at 7pm at the Barnes & Noble in Lincoln Center for her new book, “If You Have to Cry…Go Outside.”
Is this something that I should live blog? Is there an after-party I need to know about? Do I wind up in prison if I show up to this? I’m not sure of the rules. All I know is that Kell on Earth starts up on Feb 1st on Bravo and then Kelly Cutrone is signing books the next day just minutes from my apartment. Should I invite her over for a beer? A 30 pack?! It’s all coming together now! Maybe she’ll finally want to add me to her new show where I just follow her around all day giving her hugs and laughing at everything she says? Maybe she’ll put me in a headlock and we’ll take a picture? Sky is the limit.
If I can drag someone to go with me I just may have all my dreams come true. Oh, and by “my dreams” I really mean “Kelly’s nightmares.”
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Anonymous Said,
your best photoshopping effort to date!
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J9 Said,
I’d be willing to take the day off from work and tag along! I just got a new DSLR for Christmas, so I could take some great shots of her security (Does she even have security?) dragging you out.
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Angela Said,
I cannot wait to see what happens! Too bad I’m in California, I’d be camping out overnight to be the first in line! You’re one lucky duck IBBB.
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Melissa Said,
Not only should you live blog, you should invite her over for a 30 pack (Natty lite) and then convince her to rob a 7-11 with you. Or at least buy you a slurpee.
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Chelsie Said,
so excited for you…pls live blog it, friggen hilarous
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IBBB Said,
Good times all around. I feel like this joke I’ve started has possibly gone too far. Eh, I’ll run with it.
-IBBB
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Angela Said,
Unless it’s distinctly stated in the restraining order, IBBB, it’s never too far!
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Taylor Said,
you must go. Seriously. MUST.
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LouLou Said,
hey. how the F do you send a fan mail to someone like her.
you seem into her. thought id ask you.
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Flidlyprainna Said,
Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
I’ve been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!Thumbs up, and keep it going!
Cheers
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Flidlyprainna Said,
Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
I’ve been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!Thumbs up, and keep it going!
Cheers
Christian,Diet Guide!
