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Who the Hell Tried to Kidnap Enzo?
I swear to God if they hurt Enzo in any way I swear to God someone will pay. I’m kidding, they can sell him on the black market. I dont’ care. Although, Enzo was the first person I thought of when TMZ reported that someone placed a 911 call at Heidi and Spencer’s house of horror (aka Case de Chin) to report a possible kidnapping. I mean, I thought of him first because there’s no way anyone was kidnapping any talent from that house. Hey-oh!
Allegedly/whocaresedly, an unidentified person (Heidi or Spencer) called 911 to report that someone was being taken out of a car with their head in a pillowcase and rushed into the house. Head in a pillowcase? FINALLY my letter writing campaign to Holly Montag is finally being taken seriously!
Well not to burst your scripted bubble, but in the end the po-po told TMZ that no crime was committed (with the exception of terrible acting), but someone did see what appeared to be a kidnapping. Although, it wasn’t one. So while the story is a bust (pun sorta intended) I did get to do some crafty photoshopping with Enzo being lead into a van with a puppy and some candy and, well, that’s a dream come true.
Watch The Hills! I guess.
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ashley Said,
Your version of the story is way more entertaining. Am I a horrible person for being dissapointed that no one was kidnapped? Not even Heidis chin?
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Milla Said,
Why havent you posted anything yet about this:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20336472,00.htmlAs I am in Germany I cant buy myself the People Magazin so I hope you will and publish the pictures.
I am very keen on it.
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IBBB Said,
Ha thanks Ashley!
@Milla – I did do a write-up on the Heidi Montag 10 plastic surgeries earlier in the day…..check out the site
-IBBB
