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Heidi Montag Addicted to Plastic Surgery. In Other News, the Terrorists are Still Trying To Kill Us.
Heidi Montag, the Kim Zolciak of our future, is gracing (puke/punch self in own nuts) the cover of People Magazine. Had it not been for the her name on the cover you may have not known it was Heidi. Perhaps you thought it was her horse from Crested Butte? Perhaps you thought it was a carpenter ant mating with a lollipop? Perhaps you thought it was the blond dude from Dancing With the Stars. It doesn’t matter which one.
In the new issue of Multiple Persons Magazine, Heidi Montag talks about her 10 surgeries she had in just one day. How many times can you replace your chin and nose? Obviously multiple times. Here are just some of the things that Heidi claims she’s had done:
Ding! Ding! Ding! Tell ‘em what she’s won, Johnny?! Well, after having her plastic surgery card stamped 10 times she’s getting a free procedure! Heidi Montag, congratulations because you’ve just won….new elbows! Applause, applause, applause!
I only have 3 words for Heidi Montag. You will be burning in the fiery pits of hell.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Leah Said,
*blank stare*
i guess she’s going for the tranny look?
