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Tamraaaaaaa! Tamra Barney’s Husband, Simon, Files For Divorce from the Real Housewives of Orange County Trashmaster
Uh oh! Someone cue the tears that Tamra likes to cry without ever actually having any liquid come out of her eyes and roll down her Botox’d cheeks. Radar Online is exclusively reporting that Tamra Barney’s husband, Simon, from the Real Housewives of Orange County has filed for divorce and is claiming that Tamraaaaaaa (!!!) has been “verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.” Now I’m not a legal expert, but let’s break down those claims and see if we can decipher the code:
“Verbally Abusive” – Fried out weave is unruly.
“Committed Acts of Disloyalty“ – Played white-trash Bunko in her backyard.
“Committed Acts of Infidelity“ – Clearly “did sex” to her son, Ryan.
Well, now that we solved that, let’s move on. It’s also being reported that Tamra has moved out of their home and into a two-bedroom apartment.
Ah sweet karma. Didn’t Tamra lose her sh*t week after week claiming that Gretchen Rossi (another cast member) cheated on her elderly fiance, Jeff, whilst he was on his deathbed? Well, Simon is claiming that Tamra has been unfaithful as well. Oh how the white-trash-with-money have fallen. You know, I actually don’t feel good when other people’s lives are in ruins, but there’s something about Tamra’s life, specifically, that puts a sh*t-eating-grin smile on my face.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Amy Said,
i AGREE, I DONT FEEL BAD FOR HER AT ALL NOW I FEEL BAD FOR SIMON AND HIS KIDS. SHE LET THE FAME GO TO HER HEAD. SHE IS SUCH A TROUBLE MAKER IM GLAD THAT SIMON DECIDED TO KICK HER TO THE CURB. I HOPE HE GETS TTHE KIDS. I JUST HOPE HE FINALLY REALIZES WHAT A 2 FACE (CAN’T SAY THAT ON HERE) THAT SHE HAS BEEN. SHE THRIVES OFF OF TROUBLE THEN ACTS AS IF SHE DOESN’T I HATE PPL LIKE HER. SHE MAKES ME SICK BY THE WAY THE PIC ABOVE SHE LOOKS LIKE HORRIBLE. LOL WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR BOTOX FOR HER?
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Stephanie Said,
Karma is at it’s best here. She wounded Gretchen’s whole family by the awful and untrue things she said to her week after week and now she is getting hers and it is well deserved, Bravo bravo bravo!
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Tay Said,
Damn I hate it when people type in all caps.
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Sharon Said,
Ha Ha that picture…that hair…looks like someone’s been playing a little home beauty parlor with some cheap clip in hair extensions and then went shopping for a bargain ‘blouse’ on the clearance rack at ‘forever 21′…poor thing, what else can a girl on a low budget do???? And why is no one addressing the 800lb gorilla in the room which here is her forehead? This is why they invented bangs…maybe it’s hugeness is a side effect of Botox…your head swells up like a melon…bwaaaaaaaaaa…I crack myself up.
