Jennifer Lopez New Years Eve Camel Toe. Wait. Is That What “Auld Lang Syne” Translates To?

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I mean, ringing in the New Year any other way then with Jennifer Lopez’s camel toe is, well, just plain wrong, pointless, and illegal in the city that I’m the mayor of.  Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx was kind enough to play the role of the New York terrorist and “sing” some hits on New Years Eve in Times Square to a crowd who is already suffering enough in the cold and without a bathroom.  While I typically joke about this, she actually did perform “Waiting for Tonight” and “Let’s Get Loud” and even her new song “Louboutins” which I believe is Spanish for, “I’m so lucky that Spanish singers were big in 1998 and that I was a Fly Girl on In Living Color or you probably wouldn’t have heard of me today.”

J Glow crawled around the stage in a bedazzled cat burglar onesie and danced her ass (almost) off and then when finished yelled to the crowd, “You didn’t think I could do that in the rain, did you?”  Personally I’m more surprised the rain didn’t make the record skip.  Either way, you know what this outfit means….

So, boys and girls, this means it’s time to play the first official cameltoe game of 2010, ““ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!”  What a real treat this is.  As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels.  This time I am awarding Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx….wait for it….drum-roll….wait for it…..5 out of 5 camels!  Applause, applause, applause.  Whilst a celebrity is hardly ever awarded 5 out of 5, I felt Saint Jennifer did deserve this as she is 40 and somehow has mastered a little camel toe in the front and in the back all whilst dancing and “singing” in the rain.  Bravo, J Lo.  Here’s to more “toe” in ’10.

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Comments

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