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IBBB Exclusive: John Stamos Extortion Photos and Blackmail Pictures!
Breaking News: Word has spread throughout the world (I have no idea) about the John Stamos extortion and blackmail plot (da-da-dunnnn). An alleged white-trash-honky-tonk couple were threatening to sell secret photos of John Stamos to the tabloids unless Uncle Jesse paid them $680,000 (da-da-dunnnnn)! Supposedly these pictures would tarnish the good name that is John Stamos. Well, Allison Coss, 23, and Scott Sippola, 30, of Marquette, Mich., were arrested last week as the US Attorney General and the FBI foiled this extortion plot (da-da-dunnnnn).
IBBB can exclusively show you the pictures in question. And you know what? They were right. These photos will, in fact, destroy John Stamos. I mean, Mr Bear in bed with you and Papouli? Really, John? Taking poor little Michelle to a Vegas strip club? Shame on you, John. Shame! And don’t even get me started on the alleged molestation of Mr. Woodchuck. Did somebody say wood? Why, yes. Yes, Mr. Woodchuck. Somebody did say wood. And that somebody will never be able to hurt you again. Never!
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*special thanks IBBB reader, Janeen, for keeping me on high-alert
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Taylor Said,
you kill me
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Janeen Said,
Thank you, I just plain needed that.
I needed there to be an Uncle Jesse and Papouli bedroom shot to get me through the day….well played.
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Leigh Said,
Hahahaha. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!
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Jennifer Said,
Thank you IBBB! Nothing like a little mid-day Papouli, Jesse Katsophalus, and Mr. Woodchuck pick-me-up to get me through the day!
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troymclure Said,
I was so excited to possibly see gay sex/minor sex/drug pics of Stamos. These were okay in the meantime, but please, please, don’t involve poor Comet. I can’t wait til the inevitable Kelly Cuntrone sex scandal pics.;)
