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Who Punches Snooki in the Face on Jersey Shore, You Ask?
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IBBB’s Jersey Shore recaps are apparently the new Hills and The City recaps, which is fine by me! Also, people seem to think that somehow I know these people or work on the show. I don’t. I just watch, in horror, from the comfort of my apartment with a moderate beer buzz and hands partially covering my eyes.
Everyone seems to want to know who punches Snooki in the face during this craptastic season of MTV’s Jersey Shore. My first guess would, of course, be “karma,” but after doing a little ghetto research, I may have found the answer. According to a Philadelphia newspaper from August 2009, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, don’t sue me, allegedly, allegedly, I have nothing to sue over, allegedly, a drunk man from New York, Brad Ferro (23 yrs-old) punched a female cast member (Snooki) square in her over-tanned, caked-on-makeup, Guidette face….AFTER stealing her drink at the bar. Surprisingly, Brad Ferro’s hand didn’t shatter in 14 different places after it came in contact with Snooki’s “faccia brutta.”
According to the police report, Ferro was arrested on simple-assault and disorderly-person charges and Snooki was not treated. Not even to a full Ricki Lake style makeover? Let down.
I, personally, was surprised it was considered assault since I thought that’s just how people in New Jersey said “hello” to each other. Rumor has it, that had Ferro been from New Jersey and not New York, one Ms. Nicole Snooki would be married to him today and living a juiced-up-tanned-out-Guido-Guidette-dream-life on the Jersey Shore with two baby girls, both with tiny little “freakin’ poofs” on top of their heads.
Looks like we’ll just have to stay tuned to watch this scene in terror and wait to hear Snooki say, “Who hits a girl!?!”
And remember, friends, it’s never ok to hit a girl. If you get the urge, just hit yourself in the face. Deal? Deal!
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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boxing bags Said,
As annoying as that chick is no dude should punch a chick like that
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Don Said,
Every cast member on this show should be punched in the face like this.
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Steve Said,
Every woman deserves a good punch to the face.
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Bill Said,
I think he should also be charged with being an adult and wearing shorts.
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nate Said,
Sounds like she deserved it!
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oh shit Said,
Lmfao dats my gym teacher
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oh shit Said,
Dammm a student spits on him and he does nothing but a girl says somthing to him and then he goes apeshit dats sum real. B*tch shit if u ask me
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Brad is a bitch Said,
Thats my Gym teacher too.. I Knew He Was pussy..punching a girl in the face… what a bitch
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Brad is a bitch Said,
the student would of fucked him up.. damn i got class with him 2mrrw…
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jessie Said,
when you little children grow up and find yourselves in certain situations you will be surprised how similar you will act. it’s hard but try and see life outside of high school for a second, it’s a big world out there and everyone makes mistakes.
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jessie Said,
people like her should learn that you can’t always act like trash and get away with it
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Suzi Said,
I don’t condone men hitting women… unless she’s annoying, got a f-ed up lip from collagen, is on an MTV show and totally deserves it.
I’ll boycott the show after I see this episode!
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little child Said,
@jessie: So I know I’m an adult when I’ve punched a girl in the face? Because I thought it would be something lame like maturing or acting responsibly. wow. is your arrest picture next?
people like you should learn that however much time you spent in prison apparently wasn’t enough.
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ryan talment Said,
thats not your gym teacher, hes 23 years old, hes in college.
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IBBB Said,
My favorite comment so far comes from Bill….
“I think he should also be charged with being an adult and wearing shorts.”
Brilliant!
Also, I know people like the old “hit people” jokes in the comments, but let’s not hit women….unless it’s women hitting women….then it might be ok. I just checked. Yup, it is.
-IBBB
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fuck brad Said,
It felt good when I spit on that bitch ass nigga
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DICK Said,
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON…. PPUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHH
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Abbott Said,
haha this Don guy at the top haha he has it all right bro hahahah i couldnt stop laughin after i read his post haha fuckin jokes
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Abbott Said,
oh n i should take buddies spot on this show for hittin a bitch!!
re-up yo!!
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Empire Said,
For all you little high school kids commenting on this, saying this guy is a pussy… please don’t act like you know anything about the real world. Until you get out of your bubble and understand people are bound to have a lapse of judgment in their life, then you can talk. Obviously no one should condone hitting ANYONE and its clearly wrong! But if you people see this 1 drunken night as a reflection on this guys ENTIRE character… thats sad.
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Zammo Said,
Hopefully Snooki is a feminist and believes in equality between the genders.
If a woman can hit a man, why can’t a man hit a woman?
Tiger Woods wouldn’t have a Cadillac in the body shop, his wife would be.
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Jenifefa Said,
Empire and Jessie, most guys don’t hit women no matter how drunk they get. Face it, your friend is a douche. (I’m assuming he’s your friend, and that you don’t just cruise the webs looking to defend woman-beaters any chance you get.)
The fact that she’s bordering on being a midget doesn’t make him look any better.
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Mike Said,
@ryan talment: You don’t know what you’re talking about. He is not in college and he is a gym teacher. He went to SUNY Cortland and he’s a total douchebag.
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Empire Said,
“most guys don’t hit women no matter how drunk they get” – HAHA go sit in family court for a day and I think you’ll take that back. All I was saying is its not like this guy has a history of beating women; so to call him a woman beater and act like you know him shows the arrogance of your statements
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Mike Said,
@Empire: Umm, so you’re saying family court is an indicator of how most people act? Are you a moron? I can guarantee you most people in this country have never stepped foot inside a family court AND I can guarantee you that most people have never punched another woman in the face. I’ve heard accounts from people, very credible people, who know this guy and they’ve said he’s a total douchebag.
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Empire Said,
@Mike: When i said family court, what I was referring to is that those people have a history beating their wives or children for that matter. This is not the case here and the phrase “woman beater” is totally misplaced a) because that person doesnt know this kid and b) because it was a 1 time drunken mistake. Of course he should have never hit her and it was wrong, but at the same time, for people to come to an assumption that this is how this kid always treats women is arrogant. That’s all im saying.
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David Said,
I agree w/ Empire. I also believe his comment on family court means its more common than most people believe. So guarantee away Mikester.
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Snickers Said,
That guy is the definition of a douchebag. He’s a gym teacher that hits women, so I guess he’s also the definition of a loser. The people taking up for him are just as awful.
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HEWORKSATNORTHQUEENSHIGHSCHOOL Said,
THIS GUY WORKS AT NortH queens Community high school in Flushing, He’s my Gym teacher and he said he got drunk and completely don’t remember wat happen, he’s a good guy even tho he hit her.. (It waz da liquor THAT DID IT NOT HIM) STOP BEING SO QUICK TO JUDGE!
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Brad Ferro Said,
I’d do it again. Fuck that cunt.
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Save Ferro Said,
Saveferro.blogspot.com
Yes, we really be forwarding the proceeds (if any).
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I Work at NQCHS Said,
Listen “oh shit”… you don’t know what the girl and others did to Brad off camera.
And for the record. I know you. And I know him. He would whoop…your candy ass….
Just because there is a video of him whooping some slut from Jersey shore, doesn’t mean he couldn’t whoop the sh$#% out of you too.
I’m not saying it was right. I’m saying, the guy is tougher than you.
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sunshine dude from CA. Said,
yo….I Work at NQCHS, hey yo, shut ya, xx%&@xx mouth, leave IBBB alone b 4 I shut u & candyass women hitter both rite upside ya heads. I bet the spaces in ya front teeth are like the space in ya freaking head. Now how’s that loser??
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IBBB Said,
Thanks for having my back, but I think I Work at NQCHS was talking about “oh sh*t” who left a comment and not me. No worries.
-IBBB
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Candy Said,
This guy has hit women before and he is a total douche with a small cock who struggles to get it up – i should know, I went out with him until he cheated on me with a tranny.
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Candy Cane Said,
jessie got served by little child… i agree with little child. lol. just because you beat your wife mercilessly when you arrive home from work does not mean it is right.
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stronger Said,
for the those of you who are trying to stick up for this guy by saying that he had a lapse in judgement..you are an idiot…that single act, identifies his character…its obvious that he has hit girls before..he didn’t even think twice about it..the guy next to him was telling him off too but what does he do..he hits the girl instead..hes alittle bitch..that guy deserves a complete ass whipping…that is just unacceptable..i don’t care if your drunk or not..he is a straight up jackass and now that i know his name…he better hope i dont’ catch him on the street..b/c i will not hesitate to fuck him up…
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babe Said,
this guy is a freaking gym teacher?? how is it possible that he still has a job? what a loser, not only is he ugly but he beats on women too? talk about a guy with a small penis and a short temper. and for anyone sticking up for him, what if that was your sister or your friend? what he did was so not cool and i feel bad for snooki. i live in the new york area and i swear after tonights eposide everyone is talking about kicking this guys ass. i hope they do it too, im sure hes in the phone book, freakin loser.
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Anonymous Said,
Number 1) obviously all the kids commenting on from NQCHS
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Jitterbug00 Said,
Obviously the school this guy teaches at is a joke because every student that post on here has the worst english I have ever heard. Yo you guys have da worse english I have eva heard 4 sure main straight.
And for this teacher who punched snooki is a total dipshit and I think it was good of MTV to show this clip. It was a good lesson to the men of this world to recognize how wrong it is to ever physically abuse a woman, and this teacher deserves to be fired and hopefully cannot go out without getting abused verbally and physically.
And yo Snooki she da bomb. She my nig and nobody mess wit her ya *(^*%* hear me! ( Learn English you retards).
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Jim Edwards Said,
“And remember, friends, it’s never ok to hit a girl.”
You’re a fucking fag.
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Jim's Dad Said,
Yeah Jim, not hitting a girl is totally faggy. Now hurry home and finish having sex with your mom, before you have to work the register at CVS.
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beats Said,
Everyone saying he’s not a douchebag and everyone trying to defend him is justifying what he did. Since when is it okay to hit a female when you’re a man who is three times bigger? And why are some of you irritated with the kids who actually go to school with this guy and have him as a teacher? They know him better than most of you and they’d be the first to vouch for him being a complete dumbass.
“Stronger” is right. Why did he punch snooki instead of the guy that was next to him who was yelling as well?
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shawn Said,
about time some girl realised that you shouldnt run your mouth all the time or shit happens.
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Tiffany Said,
u guys r soo mean to snooki. she got hit in the face by a dude and u guys r calling her ugly??! wtf. its neverrrrr ok to hit a girl, and i think shes rlly sweet and pretty
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Tiffany Said,
and there were girls on the show that were a lotttt sluttier than she was so dont call her a slut
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nsx91 Said,
Snookie throws herself onto multiple guys and starts grinding and making out with them. Then she exposes her fat ass, etc. How is this not slutty?
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Big Dick Said,
Way to go dude! Bitch got what’s up. Sluts need to learn
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reb Said,
Wow, what is the interview process at this NorthQueens school? I am not just referung to Brad but all of these other posters on here. Hopefully this not not a public school and parents can pull their kids out of there pronto.
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Sarah Said,
Where did Brad go to college?
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Frank Said,
The Situation is a little bitch who froze up and did NOTHING. At least the other guys jumped to defend Snooki and attack that bastard.
Situation is a little cunt.
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Seriously?? Said,
Wow I cannot believe some of you people. No wonder the world is as messed up as it is, for you to even think it is okay to hit a woman is wrong on so many levels.
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Seriously?? Said,
O and I love how some of you compare this to family court, your morons! Hopefully someone preferabally a woman beats some morals and brains into you.
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strongarm Said,
The situation is a fag bitch and so is the guy who hit snooki even though snooki might be the shortest biggest dirty slut to be on reality tv
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jonny rocket Said,
yo, badda bing badda boom.
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casey oneill Said,
i dont think she deserved it
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casey oneill Said,
i dont think this is wright now snooki punched because she stook up for her freinds
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"the situation" Said,
Snookers got a right hook. It doesnt matter though cuz she still came on to ya boy. Now forget about it.
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LMFAO Said,
Damnnnnn son. He gave that bitch a 1 hitter quiter. hahahahahahahahaha. If she wasnt so fat, she’d been outttttttt coooooolllllldddddd.
i give this 2 thumbs up. Too bad he probly got that ugly cunts makeup on his fist bahahhaa -
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joshd727 Said,
@jessie
Wow, the kids have more common sense then you do. The dude is a SERIOUS b****, and if I ever caught you or any other lame a** dude hittin a female it would be the last thing you remember ’cause you’d be E.R., critical care the next second. I’ve seen so many dudes get stomped the f*** out by guys they dont even know because they do dumb s*** like that… maybe you havent experienced that “real world” yet buddy. Play like you’d do that online but do it in public and thats your a**. That’s a bet.
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Fred Said,
I like to view the entire incident as a metaphor. Snooki as an MTV Programming Director and wife beater dude representing music video fans everywhere.
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Anonymous Said,
NO LIE, I THINK THAT THIS GIRL (SNOOKI) IS THE FINEST GIRL ALIVE! I WOULD DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO MARRY THIS GIRL
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Anonymous Said,
snookie, if your out reading this, i think ypur so finneee!!! We could make some passionaate, hot and dirty love . U could be my little guidette and i can be your big guido and do each other till the morning comes
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sex Said,
I LOVEEEE SNOOOOKIE!!!! LETS MAKE LOVE BABAYY
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jimfromjersey Said,
Whoever wrote this article is a jackass, first off guidos are from new york not new jersey, I’m from Jersey and I’ll tell you one thing thats not what the shore is, thats just what these piece of shit guidos and bennys make it out to be when they come down here every summer. This show doesn’t insult Italian Americans as much as it insults people from the Jersey Shore, so whoever wrote this article get your facts straight you stereotypical prick
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Cindy Said,
I jumped on Wikipedia and read the article, but it was a lot like walking through pudding: slow going and afterward I felt kinda dirty.
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Lolshegothit Said,
Man I think it was right for him to hit that bitch.
I have some dumbass black girl in my algebra class who had hit me in the face because I said I didn’t care that she had an xbox. She always loves to hit guys for no reason. So one day, she hit me again and I knocked that bitch out. She doesn’t touch anyone anymore. -
Lolshegothit Said,
Oh and btw, girls try and make themselves out to be fragile, get that bullshit ou of here.
If you don’t want to be equal to men, why fight for suffrage.
Fucking cunts..











