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Jersey Shore Cast: So Ed Hardy Must Be Sponsoring This Show, No?
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Is it December 3rd yet? Is it December 3rd yet? Now? How ’bout now? December 3rd? Ugh. MTV’s Jersey Shore, as you know will be starting up very shortly. The west coast gets characters perfect for “The Hills.” Here on the east coast, we get the characters from Jersey Shore. MTV has released some cast photos and whilst I don’t want to waste all my jokes on the photos alone (since I’ll need to save them for the actual show), I’ve decided to post these pictures now anyway.
Honestly, I don’t even know what they’re standing in front of in these pictures. I’ll just assume it’s a toxic nuclear waste dump. I mean you gotta love the girls all sticking out their chests and either wearing their leather skirts or torn up jeans with hair filled with so much Aqua Net that you”re guaranteed to break at least three fingers if you were to run your hand through it. I’m also pleased that they’re doing their signature “Myspace” poses that consist of their heads tossed back and pretending they’re kissing the camera. Awesome. I think I just got herpes from looking at them.
And the dudes are no better. If you’re trying to hit tilt on the douche-o-meter while taking pictures be sure to do the “point” towards the camera and there’s always the good old “peace fingers” too. That never gets old. Just be sure to gel the absolute piss out of your hair, wax your eyebrows so it looks like they were drawn in with a thin Sharpie, and get as many skeleton belts, shirts, and necklaces as you can. Overall, just try to capture the look from 2001 and never let it go. Never. Let. It. Go.
P.S –> That short girl is Lil’ Kim, right?
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Taylor Said,
my favorite was in that video where the guy said it takes 25 minute to do his hair. REALLY ? Each strand styled with a toothpick for perfect upright rigidity.
That hair is 10 seconds tops. Use the extra time to put on lip gloss and self tanner – yes those dudes wear lipgloss, you know.
Yes, IBBB that is Lil Kim.
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Jenna Said,
I love you. My sister is crazily counting down the days until this show premiers. And the only reason I’m excited for it is because you’ll be delivering the LOVomits in recaps.
Also. This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Jagerbombs.
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Melissa Said,
Why are they all orange? Are they Oompa Loompa’s?
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Dannette Said,
i’ve never been moe excited for a single bit of programming. i pray to jebus this goes on air in the UK.
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Leah Said,
Oh God…..
D:
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shaan Said,
ill0ve thiz sh0w; sexy quid0z <3 jersey sh0re iz the best, im theree every weeknd in dhe summer. ikant wait til thiz sh0w c0me 0n
-MiSZ itAliA *
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tara Said,
They pictures are taken in Seaside NJ, at Bamboo (a club) and in front of one of the piers. I recognize the background, but please don’t take that to mean I don’t think that this show is totally lame…I love seeing people humiliate themselves though, so I will def watch it.
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jerseyyyyy shore Said,
They’re at the bambooo bar in seasidee, gettt with itt
hahahah so excited for this showw! you guys are hatersssi was there when they filmed
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Michelle Said,
this show is amazaing! italians rule(:
-ItalianMami-
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pseudnom Said,
so the guido in the pink, he’s the one from like every dbag guido picture ever, isn’t he?
