It’s the Great Generic Halloween Costume, Chuckie Tan!

Ahhh nothing rings in the Halloween season like companies selling costumes of famous people that they don’t own the rights to.  With a little crafty name change, now you can dress up like your favorite celebrity too….almost….sort of…..ish.  Here are some of my favorites with my thoughts and guesses on who exactly they’re talking about.

~ If you ever wanted to dress up like the bastard child of Rhea Pearlman and Cher then this is the costume for you.  Not sure why they’re welcoming us to the jungle….oh wait….I get it.  It’s Darlene from Roseanne.  Fail.

~ Hey kids, it’s time to dress up like everyones favorite character from the B-Team, Mr Hammer!  Don’t forget to say Mr Hammer’s famous catch-phrase, “I’m feeling terribly sorry for the dumb-dumb!”  Obviously, this costume is the father from Family Matters, Carl.  Fail.

~ “Hey Mom?  Can I dress up like a Eurasian Traveler this Halloween?  I can?  Super!”  My guess on this sexy-times costume is going to be….um…uh….how ’bout Schneider from “One Day at a Time.” 

~ Sing along with me! “Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-dee-do, I’ve got another costume for you. Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-de-da soon you’ll be living in Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-dee-do!.”  My guess, of course, is George Hamilton.

~ Markie Post.  Next.

~ Since when was “The Rachel” considered high society?  Surprise all your friends at the Halloween party with your 1994 costume!  Fail.

~ Who knew Michael Jackson was really wearing a Halloween Fight Wig this entire time!  No joke, this is the picture they used to sell the MJ wig. Nose(s), chin, and diddle-fingers sold separately.  Please note, orders made before Friday at 2pm will actually be delivered by La Toya Jackson.

~ Being a random mother of eight babies is all the rage this Halloween. For an extra payment of $19.99 we’ll help your vagina explode.  My guess?  Rashida Jones.  Thank you.

~ Ever wanted to be a nameless Disc Jockey?  Well now thanks to this nameless Disc Jockey wig, you can!  All you need to complete this costume is some vagina jokes (sold separately).  Of course this costume is Oprah.

~ Oh don’t you worry, I won’t say no no no to this wig, especially when I’m at the “rehab center.”  Last years funny costume is this years less-than-creative-choice.  Simply place the beehive wig on your head and you don’t even have to worry about telling your friends that you couldn’t think of anything this year.  So who could this “rehab wig-wearin’-slut” be?  Bindi Irwin.

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