Getting to Know, YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU!Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• another word for what i’m bringing to the table (syphillus?)
• aretha in cutoffs (IBBB with his eyes cut out)
• gawker city recap (ain’t got nothin’ on my recap)
• lollypop out the hookers snatch (similar to hollowing out a pumpkin)
• kim kardashian yawning (nope, that is america yawning)
• dressing hypnotized people (see you in jail!)
• eva longoria ass great (insert caveman voice – yes. eva. longoria. ass. great.)
• eva longoria birthdate ssn maiden name (i smell identity theft!)
• i want to sell my product in the harriet carter catolgue (i want you to, too! I also want you to not spell it “catolgue”)
• it only takes one person to spill the beans and a domino effect is created that could lead to problems for people linked indirectly (ah yes, as a wise man once said)
• pitchers of her cameltoe britney spears (how many pitchers before you have to go?)
• where can i buy jewelry brooke hogan wears (in a dumpster)
• where did heidi’s puppy go (to hell)
• proof that the hills is scripted (tueday nights from 9-9:30 pm)