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So, Uh, This is the Future of The Hills



Good morning. If you’re like me (a loser) and have been up at night trying to figure out how they’ll continue to shoot The Hills without the beloved Lauren Conrad, I may just have the answer for you. You see, the wondrous photos above are from actual scenes that are being shot for the new season of The Hills. Who is carrying the show, you ask? Why that’s Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner, his alleged alcoholic girlfriend Jayde, and LOser. At this point why not just pull people off the street and ask them if they’d like to be in it?
The new douche-bag gang headed out to a Mexican restaurant in LA to dine on tacos and Bud Light. Oh, and Brody dressed in stereotypical Mexican garb. For those of you, like me, who were going to miss Lauren’s mustche, worry no more because clearly Brody is paying tribute to it in the above scene.
Imagine if the creators of The Hills were using this episode to pitch the show to MTV? They’re like, “….and we’ll put some dented cans of Bud Light on the table and then, get this, Bruce Jenner’s son will wear a sombrero and mustache whilst they eat! So, um, how many episodes would you like to purchase?”
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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J9 Said,
I actually thought you had Photoshopped the shots of Brody in a poncho/sombrero…..but they are real! Seriously??
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robyn Said,
kristin dated brody for a year awhile back…im surprised boozer jayde lets a girl who banged her bf hang out w/him lol we all know that bitch is crazy haha…i also thought at first brody in the sombrero/stache was photoshopped!!…WTF kind of scene is this? you’re right, at this point mtv should cast anyone off the street.
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KateUK Said,
Look at this crud. Bring back LC! No one does drama like LC. I bet they don’t even fight anymore.
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DeAnna Said,
If they just pull people off the street you need to start hanging out on the street because that would be hilarious.
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Karma Said,
I like how the guys are stuffing their faces while the girls drink water. Typical Hollywood. Next season is going to be…interesting…
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Victor Said,
Hum DUDE you’re totaly missing the point ! Stacie the bartender is a new cast member ! Yeah, she’s like twice as dumb as Heidi ! FOR REAL. She’s on the left on the second picture !
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Karma Said,
@ Victor- WHAT??? How can you tell that’s her? All you see is an eyeball…
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Victor Said,
Because she have a WHORE face, and I remember her lmao
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Lisa D Said,
did you notice the girl sitting on the other side of Kristin (not the Jayde side) is Stacy-the-bartender??? There are some other pics of her where you can see her better…. interesting!
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My Amazing Weight Loss Story Said,
Thanks for posting, I truly liked reading your newest post. I think you should post more frequently, you obviously have natural ability for blogging!
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kristin sucks where's LC Said,
This show is truly a joke now. Great.
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Lisa Said,
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/05/28/the-new-hills-cast-begins-filming-for-upcoming-season
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Eli Said,
does spencer even have a mother and father?