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American Royalty
Wow, everyone is totally committed to the script of The Hills. I mean, this circus consists of a wedding dress, a priest, and tuxedos! Thankfully, Brody is being budget conscience and is sporting some sneakers with his suit. Anyway, America has new royalty. IBBB is proud to present “Mr and Mrs Chin-Boobs Pratt Sanders. Similar to 911 and the collapse of the Berlin Wall, you will always remember where you were when you got the news that Heidi and Spencer wed.
Their 15th wedding of the year took place on Saturday at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, CA. No need to watch the rest of the season of The Hills because I guess we know how it turns out. The scripted cat was let out of the scripted bag when Lauren Cockpig showed up, along with Audrina and her lazy eyes, Brody and Jayde, and….wait for it…..wait for it…..wait for it…..Kristin Cavallari! The scripted rumor mill is swirling that Kristin will be replacing Lauren on NEXT SEASON of The Hills. This crap will never die! It’s like the ER of reality television (with more facial expressions).
I’m kinda pissed that I wasn’t invited to any of the 10 weddings. What a jip. I could have been live-blogging from the chior section. No word yet if Darlene Montag and/or Heidi’s horse from Crested Butte attended, but word on the street is that the horse walked Heidi done the aisle. It’s been reported that both trotted.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Kate Said,
I bet Lauren’s pissed that her and Kristin both wore blue. Also Broody’s latest squeeze is trying to get in on the bridesmaid action.
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Lisa Said,
Whats Tobey Maguire doing with oddrina?
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mandi Said,
Other sites reporting that yes, mom and dad were there, dad even walked her down the aisle!
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Mrs. IBBB Said,
-At least he finally shaved his chin pubes
-I much prefer Kristen to Lauren, even though Kristen looks like she’s waiting for her special needs bus. I’d be willing to bet she wore blue on purpose.
-Brody’s girlfriend looks like the cat woman -
kate Said,
I think that these are people who’s job just happens to be acting on a reality show! (That would not exist if nobody was watching it.) Not sure what makes all you people so angry that you need to call them names and try to knock them down. I wonder what all your lives would look like under a microscope? AND no offense intended, but ‘I’m bringing blogging’ back needs a dictionary: down/done, chior/choir.
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minigirl555 Said,
Wow, buzzkill Kate. I would strongly urge you not read this blog if the content/spelling so offends you. And worry not for the “actors” on the show. I assure you that they are well compensated for (and seem to rather enjoy) “living under a microscope.”
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J9 Said,
Ummm….Kate? Perhaps you meant “…..WHOSE job just happens to be….”?
Pot, meet kettle….
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Quinnie Said,
I love Lauren’s expression. She’s having a GREAT time. Classic.
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Tanya Said,
Awww Spencer shaved his Santa-Pubes for the wedding. Brody’s girlfriends dress is so short, how the hell did she sit in that thing? And Lauren looks pissed.
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Blair Said,
Kate- Shut your mouth, IBBB rocks, typos and all!
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Monte Said,
Why is nobody wondering what the hell they are caring in their hands? Or am I the only person who hasnt seen the new weeding trend of bringing ice cream cones?!
And why is Stephanie the only one, besides the bride (!), wearing a dress that reaches down to the floor?!
I am confused..
And i do bet that “the boys” were wearing their sunglasses even in the church. Awesome. -
Kate Said,
Monte – The cones are holding confetti for the guests to throw over them. Stephanie is a bridesmaid as is Holly. See the other posts.
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carrie Said,
I love how all the girls attending the wedding looked better than Heidi.
So, I got one question. Who do you think, and/or “hope”, that Kristin hooks up with? Frankie? Brent? Lisa Loveless?
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Paige Said,
Monte has a valid point. Stephanie’s dress should be noticeably shorter than Heidi’s, as the bride should always have the longest dress.
Brody’s girlfriend looks like that chick who had too many surgeries and now looks like a deformed cat.
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Mrs. IBBB Said,
Kate’s a whore.
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Tanya Said,
I’m not sure if its her but it looks like Stacy the bartender is in this picture at the wedding…the chick in the yellow dress in the front
http://www.mtv.com/photos/heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratts-wedding-photos/1610036/3841092/photo.jhtml
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Patricia Said,
Does she think she is Madonna in the like a virgin video with that necklace???? What the heck!
