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Kell on Earth. Can’t Top That. Just Can’t.
And on the 7th day, God rested. And then on the 8th day, He woke up and created Kelly Cutrone. I bet you guys didn’t know that whole “8th day” thing was in part two of the Bible, which I believe was called, “The Bible Part II: Electric Boogaloo.” Anywednesdayadamslookalike, my prayers have been answered because The Hills’ own Kelly Cutrone has been given her very own reality show that will premiere on Bravo.
Now, I don’t want to say she’s getting her own show because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts, but I kinda think it’s because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts. Kelly’s new show will be called, “Kell on Earth,” which I think is pretty fitting considering I created the above Cutrone image months ago for a Hills recap.
“Kell on Earth” will follow Kelly Cutrone running her company, Pubic Revolution, and balancing being a single mother. How she’s not married is beyond me.
As a certified tool bag (CTB) I will, of course, be recapping the absolute urine out of this show. Stay tuned.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Lisa Said,
Lol, is this for real?!
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Lisa Said,
Okay I googled it and it is real, also found this.
http://www.nylonmag.com/?section=article&parid=401
She talks nonsense
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carrie Said,
wonderful!! kelly should be the next president. of people wearing black clothes.
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Paulo Said,
I hope we get this in the uk!!
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volchok Said,
this should be fun!
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Erin Said,
I heard Whitney left DVF to head back to Pubic Revolution… they can’t stay away!!!!!!!
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Taylor Said,
You know, this is really good news. I do love her. Black teeth / snakes crawling out of her mouth, greasy hair and all.
She keeps it really, really REAL.. at least TV real, and I love it.
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Mrs. IBBB Said,
How she ever got laid is beyond me! Unless she did the test tube thing…yeah I’m going to go with that.
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LuEllen Said,
Not wearing make up is nothing to brag about. She looks like absolute shit. And her hair is so stringy and un-coiffed.
Seriously, for someone in the fashion business, Kelly Cutrone should take a little time with her appearance.
A little makeup would make a vast improvement on her dour face.
