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Man With Santa Pubes Beard Attacks Lifelike Q-Tip?
Oh wait, cancel the call to the police. A life-like Q-Tip is actually one Ms Heidi Montag and the man with the Santa pubes beard is actual one Mr. Santa Pubes Pratt. I was wondering why the paparazzi wasn’t doing anything?! Heidi and Steve Sanders continued their “We’re Going to Burn in Hell One Day” victory tour around Robertson Blvd for some much needed camera time and then ended up at a mattress store in which the two used-douche-bags hopped on a bed and played like children with rabies.
I like how that the more time that passes, the more that Heidi is starting to look like Cousin It. At this point she’s basically like a wig hanging on a broomstick….and as talented! Steve Sanders, too, is starting to just turn into a hairball. They better be careful if they’re ever around Heidi’s horse in Crested Butte. I don’t want that precious horse coughing up hair….before it gets slaughtered to make glue. Just sayin’.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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molly Said,
Have you heard her new song? “Look at Me Now” or some nonsense. Spencer claims that the hook is better than anything Jay-Z has done. I love that they live in such a delusional world!
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Mrs. IBBB Said,
They do this shit every time the Hills shows them in trouble. They go out & suck the paparazzi dicks to show everyone that Heidi is still a stepford whore & Santa Pubes is still a douche nozzle.
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Karma Said,
I honestly want to know what drugs these two are doing to think they are this important in the grand scheme of life. Whatever it is, I want some.
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volchok Said,
karma’s comment was funny as fuck.
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Taylor Said,
I think they called that company that you pay to follow you so you FEEL like you are famous. Seriously, who would be interested in this ROT.
And Spencer is WRONG – Nothing tops Big Pimpin’ sorry.
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Aurora Said,
LOOOOOOOVE HEIDIS SHOES!!!!!!! <3 and her purse as well!
