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So a Horse and a Crackhead Walk Into a Bar…
Amy Winehorse (that actually was a legit typo, but, hell, I’m keeping it and calling her this from here on out) was out with a horse in St Lucia over the weekend. I’m truly hoping that this is a sign that they’re bringing back “Circus of the Stars” and Winehorse will be either riding a horse on a 50 foot tight-rope 200 feet in the air….or she’ll be having a “teeth off” with the horse, which can actually be much more dangerous than the tight-rope. Eh, but I digest.
Anymeth, this crap basically writes itself for me, which is always nice because I’m sometimes lazy and by “sometimes” I mean “all the live-long day.”
As a sidenote, every time I see Winehorse I always laugh now because the last time I posted something about her my sister asked me why Howard Stern is dressed like that. Brilliant.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Anonymous Said,
a do panico é mais bonita
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Shelbie Said,
ummm….this is fuckin scary. Partially because I ride horses (No, seriously, I really do) and shes riding fuckin BAREFOOT, IN SHORTS, and that animals bridal is slipping off of one side of its head…and shes pulling back so far you would think the thing was heading full speed toward the edge of a bottomless pit to Hell. um, hey WineCrack…the horse is walking (barely) and if your pulling back that far and it still has not stopped walking…dont you think its time for plan B maybe?…not that any of this would matter since its bridle is falling off anyways. Another reason this is scary is because someone actually opened the doors to area 51 and let that alien out!….god I hope they had her spayed first so she cant bring anymore little humanoid alien mongoloid cat-people from the planet Methorexic-retard-9 into the world.
