Getting to Know, YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU!Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• why does ally from the city look so sleepy (because she’s Sleepy Time Ally! Zzzzz Zzzzz)
• too old to wear abercrombie (if you’re googling it, you’ve already answered the question)
• i hate you both (never talk to me again)
• kids with bad teeth pictures (yeah i’m talking to you, bindi irwin, you f’n little bitch)
• 28 nude pictures of alex mccord (27.5 pictures too many)
• boobs celebrity no block outs (i promise, crosses don’t count)
• candace cameron sunglasses (kimmy gibbler will stop at nothing)
• crested butte sucks ass (heidi’s horse typed that)
• dear kirstin, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you (awwwww that’s sweet)
• did pam anderson hit the wall (5 times)
• does cherie johnson drink coffee (seriously, who wonders that??)
• douche us (i try to douche you every day)
• dude that looks like herpes ya man that is herpes it probably happened when you ate that lollypop out of that hooker snatch (i shit you not…someone typed that in. brilliant. well said.)
• how many calories do i burn pooping (perfectly normal question. 7.)
• how saint olivia of palermo lighted the world (by joining the cast of “the city”)
• how to keep legs closed (superglue)
• im bringing blogging back who runs it (i do. leave a message. beep.)
• ugly white boy with unibrow (why did you end up here when you typed that?)
• what is with ramonas eyes on real housewives of nyc (it’s the ambiance)
• where did spencer buy heidi’s ring (the props department)