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Audrina “Teefs” Patridge Gets Her Own Reality Show, World Implodes
Don’t call it a comeback, she’s been here for years. Stick some toothpicks in your eyes and breakout the teeth whitener because Teefs Pats has just scored her very own reality show with Mark Burnett Productions. Sweet! Just another reason for other countries to hate us!
Audrina’s show, which I hope will be called something catchy like: “Teef and Rack”, or “Canceled After 1 Episode,” will follow Audrina on her professional and personal life. Justin Bobby must be cutting himself some new jean shorts and spit-shinning his sparkly silver motorcycle helmet in anticipation of winning back Oddrina’s heart and becoming a reoccurring character on her show. I’m hoping this happens because I still own www.JustinBobby.com and, well, I don’t want that site to die….the domain is too good!
Audrina will be peacing out of The Hills after this season along with Lauren “Sprouts a Mustache” Conrad and has issued this statment, “I wanted to collaborate with the best possible team for my first big project after The Hills. Mark Burnett really understands my vision and I am excited about the concepts we’ve developed that will show people a different side of my life.”
Um, ok, so just to clarify: “Mark Burnett really understand my vision” really means “Mark Burnett is in awe about my ceiling eyes.” And “will show people a different side of my life” really means “Besides my boobs, we’ll also focus on my ass.”
World implosion! This new ”show” better be good enough to recap! Ole!
Sidenote: Photos above are of Oddy shopping at Barney’s yesterday. Jealous?
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Penny Said,
She looks that creepy stylist chick,Zoë something or other in that second picture.Not her best look.
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volchok Said,
next thing u know: heide and spencer will get their own spin-off.
Dude I hope…I sincerely hope that justin bobby will be on the show otherwise the show is going to be shit.
I for one think justin bobby is amazing. doesn’t give a fuck and he can beat the shit outta of someone at any moment…
But i think they broke up or something…It better be good because the city is getting shittier by the episode..well minus allie who I love and by love I mean I want to eat her.
See what I just did there?
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Mollie Said,
Ohh dear baby jesus, Audrina getting her own reality show?! America is crashing and burning my friends, crashing and burning, Bernie Madoff, the “recession” which is really a “depression”, ohhh god what’s next….Heidi’s horse in Crested Butte deserves a 1/2 hour reality show once a week more than Audrina does, hey it’d be more interesting…just think, “The Country” catchy eh?
