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Bindi Irwin, that little bitch, to Star in Free Willy 4: “Kill Willy.”

Someone go get me the bleach and some SOS pads because I’m ready to make myself blind and deaf all at the same time. I’m efficient like that. Bindi Sue Irwin, that f’n little bitch, has been cast with Beau Bridges to star in “Free Willy: South Africa” which will be the fourth installment of this movie in which a whale has sex with a little Australian girl, I assume.
According to Moviehole.net, the new film will go direct to DVD in 2010 and will be about a young Australian bitch girl who is sent to South Africa to stay with her stage-mother grandfather and she becomes friends with some dumb whale who needs to be freed….again! That all sounds riveting, but I have a better idea for a plot. Let’s try this out for size:
An entire nation forces a little know-it-all bitch, who never fully dealt with the death of her father because her mother was probably churning out some Ponzi scheme (no idea), out of the country and the only place that will take her is South Africa. While there, she meets a whale who learns how to speak English in order to convince this little bitch that her mother needs to stop wearing khaki pants that give her a permanent cameltoe and to also grow out her bowl-cut-mullet. The little bitch thanks the whale by rapping for him, to which the whale somehow finds a rope and a dock and hangs himself. THE END! Applause, applause, and applesauce.
Thanks to IBBB reader, Brian, who sent me the news of Bindi!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Viva La Mexico Said,
I hope she gets Denge, THAT would be a movie
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Thomas O'Leary Said,
Ha! That is fuckin’ hysterical. I would go see that movie.
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TrishaKakes Said,
Usually I think your pretty right on with your point of view, but do you really think that calling a little girl a “bitch” is funny? Not to mention, if you have a problem with how things are handled it would be her MOTHER that is the problem. That little girl lost her father in a horrible tragic accident. Would you be saying all this stuff if someone in your family lost a parent? Maybe one day after your Dad dies, (or maybe he has, HA HA HA LOSER WITH NO FATHER) Ill walk up to you and call you a faggycocksucker.. ’cause you know, its funny to make fun of people who loose their parent(s).. REAL SMOOTH MOVE JERK
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IBBB Said,
Honestly, I kinda think calling a little girl a bitch is a little funny. I mean, it’s definitely not laugh out loud funny, but it’s funny in a little way like when you blow air through your nose. Know what I mean?
I don’t think the death of her father was funny, but my “ponzi scheme” joke was pretty good, I thought.
Oh TrishKakes, please don’t leave me. Let’s talk this out. Let’s make a deal. How about I can continue calling Binidi an f’n little bitch, BUT won’t reference the death of her dad? Deal? I think that’s fair.
Let’s make up.
-IBBB
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Alli Said,
Calling a little girl a bitch is fucking hilarious, who are you kidding?
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cnap786 Said,
why is her right foot so big?
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moll_flanders Said,
I think it’s lol funny. freaking hilarious. Shutup Trisha, don’t be such a wet blanket.
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TrishaKakes Said,
First of all, IBBB, I’ll take the deal, as long as you promise not to reference the death thing,, EVER- so tasteless.
And secondly MOLL_FLOWER the only wet blanket is the one on your bed after pissing yourself- yea, that’s right PISSING YOURSELF becasue only a person of your “caliber” (equivilant to that of a homless person) would think that its “fucking hilarious” to make that kind of a joke. Anyways I truely hope you enjoy your day, maybe even have a little chuckle to yourself over Bindi wilst pushing all of your worldy possesions in your little shopping cart up and down the street and returning to your cardboard box bed, covered with your piss.
Oh and IBBB, I’m not leaving you, I could never do that, I said I usually think your right on, and I meant it, but the little girl + dad who died + calling her a bitch, just got me so mad, I had to lash out, and Im glad it was at you. It was like punching one of those blow up clowns that keep bouncing back up for more, yet, keep the smile on their face the whole time… that was you,, you were my clown and i’ll NEVER leave that.
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Viva La Mexico Said,
My dearest TrishaKakes, uhm, nice whore name by the way, I believe comparing someone to a homeless person as if they were trash is way worse than calling a little bitch who lost her father a “little bitch who lost her father”, you see? bindi indeed is a little bitch and did lost her father, but you are diminishing the value of millions of persons who are homeless, I really hope you end up being a homeless fatherless bitch, at least you already got the last part covered
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richard_holmes Said,
right here is a lesson for all of you the little girl is not a bitch and it is so mean to take the piss out of her cos she lost her father so shut the fuck up and i mean the lot of you apart from the ones that agree with me and if i could see the people that take the piss out of her i would kick the shit out of all of you so good bye
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allie Said,
to all those who chose to call and laugh at those calling a little girl a bitch are very sad indeed and lead even sadder lives no doubt! it took alot of guts for bindi to stand infront ot thousands of people at her dads memorial service and read aloud with the eyes of the world upon her and what a great tribute to her father she is, carrying on with the thing he loved the most! maybe when you have kids of your own(hope you don’t) and some random arsehole calls any of your kids a bitch you won’t feel like laughing!!!
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Ari Said,
Alright, alright, let’s take a few steps back. Strike that, let’s start at the beginning.
Personally, I think that it’s wrong to bash on a ten year old girl, for whatever reason she may have. Let’s take a look at her, shall we?
She lost her father a few years back.
She delivered her father’s eulogy and decided to follow in his footsteps by working with animals herself.
She’s further putting forth her love for animals by being in this movie.
So, let’s summarize the hateful comments:
You’re bashing on her because she loves animals and she lost her father.
Is that right? Or are your heads just stuck up your asses? Well, I think that you should just suck it up and get over it. Bindi’s done nothing wrong, so just leave her alone.My personal review on the movie: I think that the director’s should’ve quit while they were ahead. This is obviously going to be a flop, because the original Willy (Keiko) died five and a half years ago. So, seeing as the movie Free Willy 4 won’t actually be STARRING Willy, it won’t make sense. That’s all any of you could’ve really said.
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Gabby Said,
i will not be seeing this movie, why is it called free willy 4 if the whale is not willy, it doesn’t make since and that Bindi Irwin has fucked up the movie , just because keiko is dead doesn’t mean they had to kill the character too, bindi fucked it up, i know that alot of free willy fans will not be happy with it, i’m already pissed about it, i’ve been watching free willy since i was 4, i always hoped they would make a 4 and now they did and they fucked it up.. wow thanks
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BindiIsAdorable Said,
Really?? Come on now.. How would you feel if your children are called a bitch or a bastard. That poor little girl.. I have a child close to her age and I would kick the ass of the person who would call her a bitch.. You need to do a little bit of soul searching and apologize to her and her family. You have no place on this earth when calling an innocent child a bitch. You don’t see her calling you names! You dumb ass muther fucker!
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krista Said,
makeing a free willy 4 is just killing a classic movie,
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stef Said,
i work with kids all the time and i love this. its hilarious. its not something you want little bindi to peruse and memorize like one of her sheets of rap lyrics, but 10yrolds shouldnt be googling themselves anyways.
and honestly, ive always always always found her annoying and her mother’s incessant promoting and wildly positive happy pill vibes off putting. dude. he died. put a pause on the smiley dad faced bday cakes and creepy overenthused usage of his ‘legacy’ for a bit. they just continue (to an incredibly farther degree) the queerness quality that everyone loved to take the piss out of until he died and it became horrendous and taboo. how is it all of a sudden grand and serious? admirable and noble is horrifically outside of what you should expect society to equate with the oddity of ‘irwin’. this is the man who held up snakes to his face crikeying about how they were mad and about to bit him before getting bitten. come on.
this is like someone has heard my innermost thoughts, made them funnier and meaner, and had the balls to write them. if you dont like it, dont read it. i believe thats pretty standard internet etiquette.
much love.
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David Said,
Keiko did not actually star in Free Willy 3: In 50% of Free Willy 2, an animotronic whale was used, and in the third movie, 100% of the movie (ie all of it), Willy was played by the fake whale.
Watch the trailers when they are released: I, a fan, was responsible for the idea and part of the script, so hopefully it will not dissapoint. I loved the first movie best, so therefore kept true to the original.
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David Said,
Also, Willy (the fake whale) will be starring in Free Willy 4. There are rumours that he dies: spoiler alert:
He doesn’t! But he has a family now and Jessie doesn’t see him untul one day when he saves Jessie’s life once again! Don’t worry, it’s not the same as the original movie!
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aller Said,
that is so mean why would you right some thing like that I can email her mom and teel her
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Rachael C Said,
Hahaha if Bindi does see this page, I’m confident she wouldn’t care, just like Steve never cared about anything negative spoken his way. She is too busy being awesome and achieving her goals to care what some blogger with no life says. You go girl!
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peuple Said,
I totally agree she’s sooooo terrible, she can’t act hell she can’t even SPEAK properly !! She’s annoying and painfull to watch she’s nothing like her late father.
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juan carlos Said,
good ,hi i from peru i want say : bindi i love you i love you but i never be whit you
but i love te amo mi amor bindi te amooooooooooooooooooooo
i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu











