Britney Spears in a Bikini, Vaginastein in Hiding

Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve made a Britney post?  The answer is “Too Long.”  Too long.  I think this is mainly because Britney isn’t quite the mess she used to be and whilst that is “thumbs up” for her, it’s really “thumbs down” for me.  I’d actually give it three thumbs down on my Tivo if I could.  Whatever that means.  Anyrack, Britney suited up in her IBBB blue bikini and brought “What’s His Face” and “The Other One” down to the pool on their downtime in Miami. 

Britney’s body is back in shape, which I feel makes her a better person.  Although her legs still freak me out a bit….kinda like the same way that female gymnasts height and legs freak me out.  It’s like they could put me in a headlock with their legs and end my pathetic life in a second.  Where was I?  Oh yeah, did you hear that Britney was caught on tape at a recent concert saying that you could see her p*ssy hanging out of her costume?  Classy. Love it.  I’m over this post.  Good day.