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Lauren Conrad Quits “The Hills”
Well you have some nerve, Lauren Conrad, SOME NERVE! I have half-a-mind to take you over my knee and give you the spanking of your life! We’re in a recession and you’re going to pull this crap? I should wash your mouth out with cheap gin and force you to wear your own clothing line.
As you may have heard by now, Lauren Cockpig has decided to leave “The Hills” after this season ends. Oh yeah Lauren? Yeah well I plan on leaving this earth after your season is over. How dare you!
Lauren has said that she wants to focus more on her private life. Your private life? Your life has been private enough. Now you stop this business right now. I said, right NOW! Do you know how many kids in Somalia would kill to be on The Hills? Do you know how many people I’ve tried (allegedly) to kill to try to get myself on The Hills?
According to reps at MTV, just because Lauren Cockring is a big-old-quitter doesn’t mean they’re going to stop future episodes of The Hills. Yes folks, The Hills will continue with such wondrous characters as Justin Bobby, Audrina, Steve Sanders, Heidi Montag, Brody Jenner and maybe, just maybe, Frankie will get bumped up to a series regular. Oh this should all be great to watch. Please, dear Jesus Claus, get Kristin Cavallari to replace Lauren. Please? I said please!
Well, thanks for nothing Lauren. You’ll always be known as the girl who quit The Hills. Now come and get your spanking.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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ashley Said,
that’s it. she’s fired. my life is over.
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Carrie J Said,
selfish mustache. see you in hell.
dammit!
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Viva La Mexico Said,
I’m scared about the future of IBBB! the hills is his bread and butter! sure some people will land into this site by googling “where are the receipts” or “lindsay no pants” but we need to show our support to IBBB and kidnap that mustachesque minx, drug her a little bit, just a little bit, get her some sunglasses and tape her while we pretend she’s still at le deux (my grandma’s living room) who’s in!?
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volchok Said,
lol, good writing IBBB!
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phoebe Said,
viva la mexico – heheh! Le Deux!
Seriously though, Lauren’s leaving. It won’t hit me until the season finale when MTV do a teary montage of her days on Laguna Beach stalking Stephen and Kristin…and Jason…and Heidi…
She helped me hone my eye rolling skills and introduced me to new work skipping excuses such as “I’m sorry…it’s my boyfriend’s birthday party”. And of course forgiving and forgetting people…Lauren, you will be sorely missed. -
jessica Said,
juste pour vous informer, on ne dit pas “le deux” mais “LES DEUX”. merci.
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phoebe Said,
Jess, you’re totally right, forgive our ignorance
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Kate UK Said,
Lauren Cornad you have ruined my life.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! SHE TRIED..TO RUIN..MY LIFE
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Viva La Mexico Said,
Dear phoebe, i read you don’t know the name of IBBB, i believe it’s pasquale (no joke) plus, don’t forgive myself to that little bitch of jessica, ‘le deux’ is good enough for me, i’ll pass on the capital letters, MERCI chienne
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Paula Said,
You’ll always be known as the girl who quit The Hills.
Brilliant!
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Karen Rosen Said,
You know Heidi must be freaking out now that the end of the show is near…what will she do for fame? Fingers crossed it’s not singing!
Without lauren, there’s no show…I love audrina and lo…but you can’t revolve a season around them…just look at The City!!
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sophia Said,
What has Lauren Conrad doing?
I Love Lauren! -
Anon Said,
I don’t understand anyone on this website you are all talking a load of crap. I love the hills and can’t wait for it to come to the U.K in a few weeks. I am upset that Lauren is going but her life cannot revolve around The Hills.
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Hi Said,
umm i dont really think its that big of a deal find a new show you like
