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Real Housewives of OC Reunion: Tamra is White Trash Garbage.

Who caught the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special? Well I caught it like the flu. Overall it was a bit of a let-down, but I guess I compare it to the 57 car pileup that was the Atlanta Housewives reunion special. But let me just say this, I feel the need (as a complete loser) to defend and speak on Gretchen’s behalf after Tamra threw her under the bus.
If you recall, out of nowhere, Tamra let the cat out of the bag in regards to Gretchen possibly dating some guy named Jay while she was engaged to Jeff. Whether or not it’s true, who cares? This is reality television. Gretchen could steamroll over an entire football team in Jeff’s hospital room and I wouldn’t think less of her. I’m morally responsible like that. Anyway, Tamra tee’d off on Gretchen and Gretchen kinda just took it.
Who the hell is Tamra? She’s just some 40-something white-trash garbage heap who married into some money with a pervy-incest-loving son who would bang his mom, aunt, and cousin all at the same time while the Bravo cameras rolled. Her freckly overly tanned boobs are always pushed up to her chin and her Scarecrow-straw-like hair looks like it’s about to fall out in clumps. She wears that one shirt with those bedazzled diamonds around the boobs and has it in every color. No one wants to be like you, Tamra. If this is what 30 year old women have to look forward to, open the window and jump now. Her Lee-Presson Nails only add to her 1991 vibe. Toss on a hypercolor t-shirt and some Skidz and you’ve completed the package. You’re the “hottest housewife” in the land of $2 dollar sucky-sucky prostitutes. Mrs Roper is more appealing than you. You think you’re the “cool girl” at the lunch table. You are, however, the cool girl at the lunch table in the town where all the skanks from highschool got knocked up at 17, kept bleaching their hair, got giant boob jobs and then kept that same appearance while turning 41 yrs old. You’re cool at that kind of table. P.S, your house is the smallest one out of everybody’s.
P.P.S –> Watching Lynne cry and push snot out of her nose should win her some type of award.
P.P.S –> I’m a loser blogger. I’m allowed to say all of these things, but I speak for 3/4ths of America and .25% of Canada and .33% of New Mexico (is that in the United States?). I’m not good with math and don’t know what any of those percentages and fractions add up to, but I’m pretty sure it means that most people agree that Tamra is white-triggity-trash.
What did you guys think?
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Becky Said,
Hey, Tam-RA. Yeah, what he said!
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Are you serious Said,
I’m a HUGE fan of your blog but I DON’T AGREE AT ALL with your post. Gretchen is a gold digging whore who was only with that dying man bc he was rich. And you can tell bc after his death she didn’t get anything. She’s was a drunk skank and even went on vacation while her “fiance” was dying in the hospital. Gretchen even had a man on the side that she was seeing. She should be ashamed of her actions. Gretchen will rot in hell for what she did. Tamra just called her out.
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aly Said,
Yes, I agree in the fact that they are all huge trashy dbags and tamra’s son gives me the creeps. (yet i cant stop watching. Its a serious sickness and its ruining my life. I will watch the same episode over and over again everytime its on. I recently almost bought a hot pink halter with a bejewled christmas ornament right in the middle but i got a hold of myself. its really very sad.) anway, my point is I cant stand Gretchen either. There had to be something up and when tamra said that thing about jay Gretchan looked like she was going to vomit which makes me think its true. If thats the case shes f’d up and I feel awful for Jeffs kids who have to sit there and watch that. bravo your runing my life i shouldnt even care!
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IBBB Said,
Ok, let’s get into a philosophical debate (I’m not sure if I spelled any of those words correctly). Sure Gretchen (of Barker’s Beauties) may have cheated. Sure, I’d buy that. Sure, she way have been with Jeff for his money. Sure, I’d buy that. But, if that’s the case, Jeff also got something out of the deal. He got to be w/ a hot chick who was half his age. Is this prostitution? Well I’m not a librarian or a cop so I’m not sure, but all I’m saying is that at the end of the day Gretchen is hot, so who cares. If we can’t judge people solely on their looks then how are we supposed to know if they’re good people or not? Plus, regardless of the situation, Tamra is still white-trash w/ money. She’s like Roseanne, but funny…or talented.
Discuss.
-IBBB
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aly Said,
alright, agreed.
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JVee Said,
Holy shit I’m so glad you wacthed!!
Dude I agree with you 100%!!
Tamra is so white trash that it trumps the fact that Gretchen is a gold digger, but really isn’t Tamra a gold digger too?
Her white trashness is what makes the show though.
Overall the reunion was a bit of a dissapointment. Except watching Lynn cry, that delivered.
Ps: I think Lynn’s house is the smallest. She lives in an attached townhouse. But she’s so irrelevant it doesn’t matter.
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Holly Said,
I always thought Gretchen was seeing someone. When she was asked how she had sex with Jeff being in the hospital, she said that anything can happen if you want it bad enough… or something like that. So, she was probably getting it on the side while he was in the hospital. But who cares. She is the hottest one on the show. The others are just washed up wanna be’s. They are trying so desperately to hold onto their youth & they look stupid doing it. Lauri looks like a tranny, Vicki looks ridiculous, Tamra is just immature & stupid, Jenna (I like her though) needs to lose some weight and get her neck lifted. And Lynn, well, she just looks ridiculous. Her boob job is horrible. And her tan is so fake looking. Stay out of the tanning bed for awhile.
I enjoy your recapping so much, IBBB!! Keep it up!
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Melissa Said,
I don’t believe Gretchen was with Jeff for his money. She made it clear she was more concerned about his kids being taken care of financially than she was about herself. And the way she choked up at the beginning of the reunion when Jeff was discussed..Maybe I’ve had too much coffee, but I think she was completely sincere.
Tamara on the other hand is a classless bitch, and I kind of want to stab Vicki in the eye. -
rd Said,
“and I kind of want to stab Vicki in the eye.”
Haven’t yet seen the reunion episode, but I’ve followed this show too.
You guys have covered a lot of the stuff I think about these girls already, but I just want to say that of all of them, I truly can’t stand Vicki. She is vile. She’s hideous to look at. Her kids are mortified by her. She treats her husband like he’s a poodle that misbehaved. The most self-absorbed of the lot of them, and that’s saying a lot. Man, her husband has zero pride to allow himself to be humiliated by her on national TV and just sits there and takes it… again and again. He’s pretty pathetic. She’s such a freaking cow too, and I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a needier twaddle, with all her constant “Do you love me’s?” to her kids and her mom.
I too, like Jeanna the best of them, but the way her oldest son treated her when she went to see him play ball was pretty hideous. She’s quite the doormat herself, but still likable to me.
Anyway, can’t wait to see this episode.
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Debil Dog Said,
As always, I agree with what you have to say. I soooo believe Gretchen had something going on the side. I think Vicki is in total denial…ever notice that she always turns it around to her…”You made me cry, too”, “You were saying bad things about me, too”. Whatever….I think they all need to grow up, graduate high school and quit being such whiny, back stabbing bitches! Even though I think Gretchen is annoying, she is most def the hottest one on the show and I think that’s a lot of where the bitterness and jealousy comes from where Tamara is concerned! My two cents…gotta go to English Lit Class before I’m late (because after reading this I don’t think I ever graduated high school either)!
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caitlin Said,
ummm does anyone else think tamra pimps out ryan?? what mother is ok with her son following her friend into a bathroom and trying to hook up with her???
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Linz Said,
I totally agree! Tamra is a whore and she’s just jealous of Gretchen. I really like Gretchen from the beginning because she’s the only one that seems REAL, besides Lynn, which I won’t go there. I also am not a big fan of Vicki who I think is also a selfish, hateful bitch and not to mention ANNOYING! No wonder her daughter wants to join the Army and get the hell out of OC! Also, every time I look at her on the show, all I can think about is how much she looks like Cindy Loo Who from Dr. Seuss or an Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Basically, what it boils down to is the simple fact that these women (mainly Tamra and Vicki) have nothing better to do than talk shit about each other and then lie about it when they get confronted. It’s the OC sorority!
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Lynnsee Said,
I love your Blog…….hilarious. But, we differ in opinon on this one. I think Gretchen is a Gold-digging whore who happens to hide her white-trashness a little better than Tamra. I got so sick of her self-pity ALL SEASON about needing a “break from the hospital.” It appeared to me as though the hospital was her break from partying, getting drunk, and seeking the attention of anyone and everyone who would look her way! I felt very sorry for Jeff. Tamra may be a little bit on the low class side, but at least she doesn’t try to act as though she’s a saint!!
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Annoyedatmyseflforcommenting Said,
I TOTALLY AGREE. Who gives a rat if Gretchen had some guy on the side. I’ve never been in that position but a girl has needs… I seriously hate Tamra. Her husband should divorce her after seeing how ridiculous she was on that show. She is so jealous of Gretchen it is sick. She really is an ugly human being and just a total waste of life. Vickie too…ohh she hurts the eyes watching her. How do people who look like her get cocky to begin with? GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lauren Said,
Tamra is terrible. First of all, Jeff had been married 5 times, it’s not like he didn’t know what he was getting into with Gretchen. Although she did mess up her stories when she called Jay a stalker and then a family friend. And how in the world did Jay get Tamra’s phone number???? I feel like Jeff knew what Gretchen was all about and didn’t care. IBBB, I totally agree with you on this one. Tamra was just being nasty. I read somewhere that they are trying to sell their for a short sale because they can’t afford it anymore. I have no idea what happened to Lauri’s face, it looks like it’s about to fall off while she is riding off into the sunset. And Vicki is just a terrible person. How can she sit there and watch that footage and say she isn’t mean! She needs serious therapy to get over herself. Her husband needs to kick her ass to the curb.
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Annoyedatmyseflforcommenting is a skank Said,
“A girl has needs?” Your fiance is dying in the hospital. Take a minute and get over your “needs” and be there for the person who you love. You shouldn’t need anyone but them.
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DD Said,
Sorry ladies, but I have to agree with IBBB on this. Gretchen may have had another man on the side, but she is still easy on the eyes, likeable and college-educated. I’d knock back a few tequlia shots with her anytime. Knowing that Jeff only had months to live, if not weeks, he probably encouraged her to find someone who would take care of her. Men tend to be more rational in that way. Yes, I said rational. Completely irrational and self-aborbed are Tamra and Vicky. It’s no wonder these two are on their second marriages. Vicky’s horse teeth probably nagged her first husband into a drunken rage. As for Tamra, it looks like someone threw shit at her through a screen door with all those age spots.
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Marita Said,
thanks for saying exactly what im too lazy to write! Tamra is from Glendora…a town about 25 miles north east of Los Angeles middle class not white trashy….i still think she is an insecure attention whore…
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Erika Said,
I really can’t stand any of the ‘wives, but you know who’s the worst? Lynn’s hot mess of a daughter, Raquel. Seriously, if I acted that way to my mother as a kid, she would have broken out the wooden spoon. Dumb bitch.
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Dan Said,
Vicki looks like a hamster…
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Kathy Said,
You are completely right about Tamra, she is white trash garbage.
But you are wrong about one thing, she never married into money…..they have been faking and pretending to have money all this time, LOL!!!!!
There is a foreclosure pool on bravofan.com on which month she will get evicted.
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Susan Marie Said,
tamara should be replaced on the OC Housewives. Her image she has conjured of herself is way too big for my screen! I do not agree or get her obsession with talking trash or pointing out all of the flaws, as SHE sees them regarding the other ladies on the show. What has she accomplished other than listing herself as a real estate agent? RE sales people are a dime a dozen in southern Calif. as his her husband Simon, with his now defunct career as a CAR SALESMAN at Fletcher Jone Mercedes Benz, in Newport Beach. I know as I purchase all of my MB cars there. Tamara is a pathetic excuse for a woman, let alone her grand presumption of being a “hot” wife, mother or friend! I would entrust her with my dog. She is as phoney as a $3.00 bill, as is her whole preceived persona. At some point women have to “growup”. Tamara still prances around like she is a teenage beach bunny! Her husband comes off like a whimp and a forlorn puppy dog following her all over listening to her irritating laugh and crude remarks. She has a mouth like a longshoreman and acts like white trash who desparately wants to belong in a society that adhors people like her. Bravo should rethink there stratergy and re-cast her role. There are thousands of other attractive, interesting, fun and accomplished women in OC that could fill her shoes and more!
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Susan Marie Said,
Tamara should be replaced on the OC Housewives. Her image she has conjured of herself is way too big for my screen! I do not agree or get her obsession with talking trash or pointing out all of the flaws, as SHE sees them regarding the other ladies on the show. What has she accomplished other than listing herself as a real estate agent? RE sales people are a dime a dozen in southern Calif. as his her husband Simon, with his now defunct career as a CAR SALESMAN at Fletcher Jones Mercedes Benz, in Newport Beach. I know as I purchase all of my MB cars there. Tamara is a pathetic excuse for a woman, let alone her grand presumption of being a “hot” wife, mother or friend! I would not entrust her with my dog. She is as phoney as a $3.00 bill, as is her whole preceived persona. At some point women have to “growup”. Tamara still prances around like she is a teenage beach bunny! Her husband comes off like a whimp and a forlorn puppy dog following her all over listening to her irritating laugh and crude remarks. She has a mouth like a longshoreman and acts like white trash who desparately wants to belong in a society that adhors people like her. Bravo should rethink there stratergy and re-cast her role. There are thousands of other attractive, interesting, fun and accomplished women in OC that could fill her shoes and more!
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