Oh Well Isn’t Everything Just Perfect in Suri’s Life!?

Oh so she gets to dress like a princess and share a special made-up handshake with both Mickey and Minnie Mouse?  Eh, life must be tough.  I bet Suri Claus didn’t even have to wait in line like the rest of the 45,391 kids who don’t even get to shake Mickey’s hand let alone look at him.  I bet some 250 pound bodyguard stood over her with a golf-sized umbrella so that the sun didn’t make her too hot or have to squint. Yeah, life’s a challenge.  Look at the way she’s looking into the camera with that mocking “I’m better than you” look in her eyes.  You’ll pay, Suri Claus, you’ll pay!