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Cancel the Amber Alert. Olivia Palermo Has Been Found!
Cancel the Amber Alert and cut the black-and-white pictures off the back of your milk cartons because Olivia Palermo, my future wife/puppet, has finally been found. Like Elizabeth Smart, she’s been missing for what seems like months. I just assumed she was trapped in a shed about 45 feet away from the set of The City and dressed like she was in biblical times. I guess Elizabeth Smart jokes never get old.
Anymane, Olivia must be malnourished because she can barely stand all the way up while she attends a God-awful NYC Fashion Week fashion show with Whitney. She must become exhausted after curling her hair for hours to really get that “Dina Lohan” style down to a science.
In the last photo, Olivia either looks shocked because she’s realizing the scene she’s in isn’t following the standard story-board and script….or she’s just basically advertising. Either way, I’m fine with both.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Anonymous Said,
i guess they didn’t get the memo that it’s February. and f-ing cold.
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Penny Said,
They kinda look like the Special Ed class leaders.
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Captain Banana Said,
They seem to be the standard blond, ditzy idiot. Did their parents stand too close to the microwaves their entire lives? I think they may have been dumpster babies but their mothers have bad aim.
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David Said,
…fyi…these still are biblical times
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