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The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!
Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.”
For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you! It’s two parts heroin, two parts Zima, and 1 part Hills pictures of the cast shooting scenes in Hawaii for the upcoming season that is set to air in March. Was that a run-on sentence? Eh, I’m keeping it.
The whole Douche-Bag-Bunch gased up what I will assume is DouK’s private jet, sipped some champagne, and got ready for some scripted fun in the Hawaiian sun. Seriously everyone was there. Well almost everyone. Heidi and Steve Sanders seem to be missing from the group photo. I’m sure they’re back in LA trying to find newer and more efficient ways to burn in hell.
While these photos don’t talk, they sorta do. For instance, in the last photo you know Audrina is text messaging Lauren to ask her what her next line is. Lauren hasn’t received the message yet because she’s too busy making sure LOser is following all of her commands that she laid out in a list before they left for the airport.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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JVee Said,
Neverminding the fact that I thought you were the guy talking to LC in the second picture….
I’m still waiting for a Real Housewives of NYC re-cap!
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Viva La Mexico Said,
Poor audrina did u noticed the props department didnt even get her the same white-blue stripes towel as everyone else did? she needs to catch up with the script if she ever wants Lady Liz Gately approve her spin-off at The Teefs
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Anonymous Said,
Marsh got hit in the nose with a football so Steve Sanders and Heidi had to stay home sp Heidi could give Marsha plastic surgery tips! Love the Brady Bunch reference!! Thanks!
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Happy Little Bitch Said,
Brady Bunch, baby.
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EK Said,
I keep forgetting about your new website, and start reading it thinking, “Holy shit, this blogger is totally ripping off IBBB, they just imitated Whitney’s “K” pronunciation, like they invented it!! As if! It was IB- oh… riiiiight.
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carrie Said,
it really is like ALL of them, wtf.
exept from justin bobby? I think they forgot to add him to the script for this trip -
Anonymous Said,
Has Brody’s friend from ‘Bromance’ been added to the cast yet?
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Blair Said,
Is it just me or does Audrina’s boobs look HUGE? She must have gotten a boob job?
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anonymous loser Said,
I can’t wait for the hills to return…yeah I’m such a loser.
