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So a Horse Wearing a Wig Trots Into a Store….
Heidi Montag put on her biggest tightest cuffed jeans and trotted her horse ass on a little shopping spree at Elyse Walker the other day in sunny LA. It’s so odd how every store that Heidi trots into allows the paparazzi to come on in too. That’s nice of them. Usually the paparazzi are forced to stay outside, but not when Heidi Montag is involved. I bet she could solve that pesky Middle East crisis all with a touch of her chin.
Does anyone else think that Heidi is going to rot in hell? No really, anyone? Because I do. I mean, I’m sure to see her there, but she’s totally going to be there. I bet her hell will consist of blond weaves that are placed just a little bit to high for her to reach and she’ll spend eternity jumping and trying to reach them. Whilst doing this her fake rack is likely to knock her out. She’ll come to (giggity) and start jumping again…knock herself out….come to….start jumping. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Taylor Said,
horse wearing a wig, I love it. I am so tired of her. Someone needs to tell her its over
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Abs Said,
I am sure we will have full footage of her being in Hell, she probably has deal with the paparzzi to film the whole thing.
I bet, first her teeth would be given back to her horse, then maybe they would give that nasty as mane back too. Then Jay Leno could have his chin back.
They might try to give her clothes to the homeless, but they would probably end up just making a fire with them, because God knows, even a homeless person wouldn’t wear that shit.
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Happy Little Bitch Said,
I have shopped there on many occasions. I thought Elyse was above this sleazy bitch. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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