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But Where are the Seagulls?
Fashion, put it all on me don’t you wanna see these clothes on me. At first horrid glance, I assumed that Heidi and Spencer were filming a new and wonderful music video whilst on the beach in CA the other day. Alas, they weren’t. Spencer Pratt is trying to get Heidi Montag’s ass (which at present time is the only real thing on her body) into shape. He was quite the gentleman by holding the umbrella over her head as she lifted weights, did squats, and proceeded to run on the beach.
My favorite photo is the first one where Heidi is doing her best “Superstar!” impersonation. These two are an f’n joke. Who wears a hot-pink J Lo jumper when working out? She’s that douche that’s at the gym that is all dressed up with a full face of makeup and lifting 1lb dumb-bells while walking at a 3.5 pace on the treadmill. I mean, I’ve been to the gym only one time, but that one time I say a girl like that. Anyscript, Heidi is that girl.
I miss the seagulls 
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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JDizzle Said,
You gotta be kidding me… the second picture looks as if she is pinching one off. UGH these two are total car wrecks.
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Taylor Said,
I am so sick of them. I thought her hair was real, but now I can see its extensions. What was I thinking ? how could it be real ? nothing on her is real.
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AK Said,
Why in the world is he screaming and punching at her? Be a good little boyfriend and just hold the umbrella. Or even better, get his fat @#$ down there and do some lunges himself!
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That's what she Said,
They are the worst 2 people on the planet.
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Michelle Said,
Trying to get a deal with Nike maybe? Sickness.
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Erika Said,
I agree with Michelle! Looks like a Nike add to me!
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Carrie J Said,
it looks like someone have hit her in the face with a frying pan in the last photo
and by someone I mean steve sanders, of course.
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umm, ya Said,
Thanks. That was awesome. The real workout? Her throwing up all that rain water that got into her mouth – don’t want to get too fat now!
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Abs Said,
sooo If Spencer is “Getting Heidi into Shape” who is that other dude, who actually looks like a trainer… I think he deserves the credit….
ummm and why girls do this, I’ll never know, becaue it annoys the shit out of me to have my hair all in my face when I work out…. and especially if it is raining why cake on the make-up then to add sweat to the equation…. If her horse or mom ever died we would think it’s all a ploy…..
Why are these people such tool bags?????????? Someone anyone???? Do the paparazzi really make any money off them, or do Spencer and Heidi actually have to pay these people, yeah, that sounds more realistic
