Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• kicked in the vag (Nicki Blonsky’s mother. Ding Ding Ding!)
• olivia palermo sucks (I wish)
• “bigger the ass” (Small the chest)
• a pig called Harriet (Carter!)
• are girls impressionable (Diddler alert! Diddler alert!)
• aretha franklin diarrhea (ch ch change….change your drawers)
• celebrity blonde accidental nudity show crotch green dress (is it bad that I know that this person is searching for Lindsay Lohan when she was on that boat?)
• Christmas church jokes (you’ve, clearly, come to the right place for that)
• drunk girl fack up ass (yeah, fack her)
• has anyone ever died from intervention on a&e (yes, just me inside)
• heidi you’re a whore with a bad spanish accent (si senor. more tequila jose!)
• how to get the white trash pregnant look (that’s it, aim high)
• inflatable horse dong (hahahaha I swear to God)
• is Christmas on the 5th? (Yes, next year it is)
• list mase orphanages with a baby girl named suri (run, Suri….run!!)
• queen latifah person telephone number (yeah, because that’s online)
• she’s so pretty and witty intervention (she’s my Kristy!)