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Jan
12

Oprah Tries to Fix the Real Housewives of Orange County

Posted by IBBB
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Put a cork in your spray tan gun because Oprah’s giving away makeoverrrrrrrrs! Everybody gets a makeover. You get a makeover and you get a makeover and you get a makeover and you get a makeover. Everybody gets a makeooovvvverrrrrrr! Ok I’m done.

Blessed Mother Oprah Winfrey decided that the chicks from Real Housewives of Orange County not only needed a complete makeover, but they also needed to be hosed off and left to dry hanging on a clothesline. The crew from Oprahland chiseled off six layers of makeup, placed their racks in the witness protection program, and taught the women that there are other hair color options besides “white.” Betty White, that is.

I think the makeovers make them all look 15 years older, although it was nice to get them out of the mid 90’s. Jeana (last photo) looks good and thin too! I wonder if they used that camera that Paula Abdul used in her “Promise of a New Day” video?

P.S –> Tamra looks like Elise Keaton from “Family Ties.”

5 Comments

Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

  1. Anonymous Said,

    Couldn’t that bleeding heart Oprah given a makeover to some homeless people instead?

  2. Anonymous Said,

    Who is the third one – Gretchen????

    Vikki, Tamara and Jeanne all look markedly better. Laurie however needs the cleavage and blond mane to distract from the buttah face

  3. Anonymous Said,

    i think the dress they put tamra in i saw sophia wear on an episode of golden girls. or maybe it was blanche? who knows.

  4. Taylor Said,

    IBBB !! you have some ’splaining to do !! I have begged you, BEGGED / PLEADED / GROVELED for you to recap the Housebitches of the OC, and you won’t, then you show us this ?! hmph !

    I LOVE the way Jeana looks.. the ‘after’, and the others.. I can’t tell who they are. Oh well…

  5. Jillian Said,

    Tamra got screwed – that purple “thing” is the worst. Very aging. The others are ok. Gretchen looked better before! I’m guessing recapping Real Housewives is just too easy, huh? ;)

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