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12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 6th Day of Christmas…
On the 6th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love game to me 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree!
On the 6th Day of Christmas: Nothing makes me laugh harder then Church jokes because, at the end of the day, that whole “Jesus in the cross” thing really was a hoot. Oh I mean the way they whipped him, what a treat. Luckily there are 500 Church jokes for you and the whole family to laugh at. Some of my favorites include:
~ Did you hear the one about the priest who molested the alter boy?
Answer –>The priest molested the alter boy.
That’s the joke.
And other favorites like:
~ What’s the difference between the Church trying to cover up the molestation scandal and a hurricane?
Answer –> A hurricane has something to do with weather and the other has to do with priests molesting alterboys.
That’s the joke.
Or perhaps my personal all time favorite:
~ How can you tell that it’s almost Palm Sunday?
Answer –> The weather starts getting nicer and priests are molesting the alterboys.
That’s the joke.
Finally, if you want to tell a clean joke to your little children, perhaps try out this one:
~ Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Answer –> 3 white horse fell in the mud. And then a priest jumped in the mud and molested the 3 horses….then got bored with the horses and made the alterboys jump in the mud….so he could molest them.
That’s the joke.
……and a Failure Model Chick in a pear treeeeeeee!
Be sure to check back tomorrow for the 7th Day of Christmas! I can’t wait to be done with this.
