Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• antm blogger jenny (that’s right folks, find her here)
• free cameltoe (in today’s economy this is a good deal)
• elderly sluts (thank you for being a friend)
• tina turner’s ex-husband ike just beat the ever loving piss out of texas (hit me again!)
• “who shot mindy” (probably Mork)
• bruce jenner transgender (hahahhahaha)
• cram marc robot mc (robot combust….ro-bot mal-func-tion)
• darleen hit by school bus (you’re thinking Andrea Zuckerman)
• details on harriet carter singing turtle (um, it’s white-trash plastic crap?)
• eva longoria sucks a banana (ahhh how people love their fetishes)
• getting skanked (3 easy steps by Dina Lohan)
• how to get rid of starfish in bathrooms (stop doing drugs)
• i would like to be like claire huxtable (who wouldn’t)
• is it bird pee or poop on the windshield (it’s technically bird period)
• kid gets vagina in face (seriously, what?!)
• la cucaracha la cucaracha running up and down the stairs lyrics (uh, those are them)
• midgets and unicorns (magical and fun!)
• perez hilton is tori spelling coming back (wrong place)
• punch her in the face to prove you’re right (sounds like a logical plan)
• rachel platt nyc adoptions 2008 (is FMC going to adopt me!!!!!)
• sitting on the toilet after candace cameron (geek burger with chesse)
• valentines day pig that squeals walgrees (someone is getting the best. gift. ever.)
• when did cindy and mccain start dating? (1493)
• whose bringing blogging back (me)
• is stephanie’s real name sandy sanders? (i. love. it)

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