Sep
10

Anyone Out There Still Watching Big Brother?

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I believe there are 4 people left in the United States watching Big Brother, and I’m one of them. I’m going to admit that I was pretty bummed that Keesha got the boot on Big Brother last night. She should have sailed her way into the top 3 over Jerry. I would have voted for her strictly based on her missing side tooth that we’d always see whenever she would smile and/or laugh. It was also nice to see her rack running around the house from time to time.

I was sad when Renny got the boot a week ago, mostly because every time I watched her she reminded me of Lois from Family Guy and that show always makes me happy. I also loved how whenever Renny would get into an argument with someone her defense would always be so random. She’d just yell out, “What you just said!” And then the other person would say, “Renny what do you mean, what did I just say?” To which Renny would just yell back, “You just said it, what you just said!” It was great. RIP Renny.

Anycrap, Keesha will be off to the jury house thinking that Dan had her back the whole time. Memphis kind of stinks like rotten douche baking in the sun on a hot Saturday afternoon. I can’t take Jerry and that God damn raspy voice. I vote for no one. Does the jury have to vote? I’d vote for Julie Chen’s leather pants. Is that an option?

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4 Comments

Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

Morgan Said,
You know what? Family Guy always makes me happy too.
Kelly Said,
I hope that Jerry wins HOH next time, so that those douches will regret f’ing over everyone else. It is just like last season when those other dudes got to the final 2.
Anonymous Said,
Keesher can go eat a bag of laughing hyena chips.
glad shes gone.
RENNY: My Dahlin Ren-Dog, we miss and love you.
WILL VOTE YOU AC!
Also
did you see Memphis’ herp-alert!?? he had an outbreak on BB!
bad-da-dat-da-da…IM LOVIN IT!
Amy Said,
I am still watching Big Brother and I was also sad Keesha got the boot. I am even sadder that Jerry is still in the house, babbling about nonsense. I do like Dan though and I used to like Memphis until he turned into said bag of douche and continued to wear that straw fedora thing to the side thinking it was fashionable. I will miss counting how many times Dan wore one of two shirts: St. Mary’s and Taken. Perhaps teachers are payed so low that he can’t afford to change or wash his clothes. Julie Chen for the win.